SLOT for a Slut?

[HenryBHough]

S.L.O.T.

Statute of Limitations for (crimes of) Treason.


How long would it take for a Democrat congress and a Democrat president to pass/sign one?

Poll above.

 

[Juan de Fuca]

Slut? we talking about Sarah Palin again?

 

[Pogo]

(aside, to fourth wall -- watch this)

What's a "slut", Henri?

 

[HenryBHough]

(aside, to fourth wall -- watch this)

What's a "slut", Henri?

Mirror shortage there in the Public Radio break room?

 

[Pogo]

(aside, to fourth wall -- watch this)

What's a "slut", Henri?

Mirror shortage there in the Public Radio break room?

Brave Sir Henri ran away, he bravely ran away away

When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Henri turned about, and gallantly he chickened out

When called to demonstrate his thread, he turned and wimpèd out instead
Instead of justifying his terms, equivocates and courageously squirms
Bravely taking to his feet he beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Henri!

Apologies to Neil Innes....

 

[HenryBHough]

Yup.

All the mirrors were stolen.

 

[Juan de Fuca]

Henri, espece de poule mouillee.

Onward Henri Hough

slouching toward the door

hiking up your back hair, and

howling as before.

Yada yada yaaaaaaauh-da

Deedle deedle dum

Stop and tie your shoelaces

before you suck your thumbs

Onward Henri Hough

slouching toward the door

hiking up your armpit hair

howling as before........

 

[HenryBHough]

Another liberal kept off the street! The children are (at least for now) safe!

 

[Pogo]

Henri, espece de poule mouillee.

Onward Henri Hough

slouching toward the door

hiking up your back hair, and

howling as before.

Yada yada yaaaaaaauh-da

Deedle deedle dum

Stop and tie your shoelaces

before you suck your thumbs

Onward Henri Hough

slouching toward the door

hiking up your armpit hair

howling as before........

Hail, fellow Parodist well met.

This is gonna be great.

 

[HenryBHough]

wow, two (2) liberals kept from cruising!

I'ze on a roll.

 

[Pogo]

Hitler, greed, TV and Rump
Led us to This Perfect Dump.

Greed, TV Rump and Hitlerists
Every one is on the shitlist.

TV, Rump Hitler and greed
None of these are things we need.

Rump, Hitler, Greed, TV
Make bigots, yet they can't see.

OK, it needs work...

(Gold star to the first one who gets the reference)

 

[HenryBHough]

Thanks for the bump but was the question so hard you could not choose?

 

[Pogo]

Thanks for the bump but was the question so hard you could not choose?

Bzzzt. I'm sorry, that's not correct. No star for you.

 

[HenryBHough]

Your generosity in bumping the threat is appreciated!

But DO try to choose an answer - just to prove you can.

 

[Pogo]

Your generosity in bumping the threat is appreciated!

But DO try to choose an answer - just to prove you can.

Can't be done. Pollster won't define terms.

That's uh, why it got no votes.

 

[HenryBHough]

Of course there remains the issue of liberals being unable to count..........

 

[Pogo]

Whelp --- since I don't traffic in terms like "slut" I have no idea what the question is, and you won't tell me, so I can't vote.

But that's OK, apparently nobody else can either.

I SO look forward to the next poll.

 

[HenryBHough]

Thank you for the kind bump!

Keep up the good work.

BTW, if you want to continue your innocence stay away from mirrors else your question might self-answer.

 

[Syriusly]

S.L.O.T.

Statute of Limitations for (crimes of) Treason.


How long would it take for a Democrat congress and a Democrat president to pass/sign one?

Poll above.

Why is the word "SLUT" Henry's favorite word?