Damn.
The Jesus that you munch on at mass is a perverse fabrication of Rome, a false counterfeit Jesus, an edible triune mangod whose amazing supernatural miracles of the lie that scripture is to be taken literally does not correspond to any real living human being ever in actual existence.
The Jesus that you have never seen and do not know whose teachings I have revealed, without adding, subtracting, or changing a single word, has been obscured for millennia by figurative language used in the Gospels which has remained above your grasp and the grasp of Rome ever since the stories were first uploaded into the belly of the scarlet beast as a curse. Rev. 19:15
This is what I have revealed. Ta da! I will now take a bow!
I will tell you something. Again and again and again and again. Try to hear. Your life depends on it
In the very day that you first set aside the Divine commands decades ago and turned to a lifeless matzo made by human hands for spiritual life, you died and descended into the netherworld, the realm of the dead, where you remain to this day tormented day and night by actual reality which contradicts your irrational beliefs day and night like a raging consuming fire that will never go out
Thats why you can't comprehend what is obvious to any child who ever learned how to understand fairy tales. The stories were never intended to be taken literally by the intelligent.
You have just been misled by the Roman church. Is that really too hard to believe mr believer?
Now piss off.
I have spoken.