Trump promised to rid the countryy of its worst criminals.
It ooks like he is doing that by scouring the local press for people with hispanic names.
its a lot easier than catching cartel members.
Is this the kind of country you want? Sneaky and cowardly like the Taco.
I remember this, it was around the 4th of July like it is now and the girl was swimming naked and the shark bit off her foot at the ankle so she grabbed onto a buoy, but the shark was relentless and dragged her 'to and fro' in the water while her white boyfriend just watched from the beach while the girl kept screaming, "call an undocumented immigrant, hurry"...
...but alas it was too late for the white folk with all their fancy schmancy "capitalist pig" equipment to do anything so it fell to senor Alverez to save the day, he gutted the shark, removed said fair lady, performed CPR and then went quietly on his way...that was until...
...The league of evil ICE merchants led by the heinous Brody put out an APB for the honorable senor Alverez for his 'shark attack' which is a felony in the media...
...needless to say, in one of the most heinous cases of racial profiling on record, when ICE heard only the name Alverez and no further information they immediately began pulling over all cars with a headlight out until they got their guy...or so they thought...
...turns out Alverez had an iron clad alibi, he was in Amity robbing a gas station and dispatching with the witnesses on camera so ICE was forced to let him go...or so you would think...
...ICE being the villains we know them to be in the media decided they were going to hold him anyway even though a shining star reporter we'll call Hooper stepped in to remind ICE "this was no boating accident"...
...Brody thus informed Hooper and Quint that this was just the tip of a titanic size ICEberg and that when he was done he was going to need a bigger paddy wagon...
I think I got this from WAPO so ya may wanna check the facts.
www.theguardian.com
