Shark attack hero held by Ice

[ColonelAngus]

Listen OP,

EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW THE LEGAL IMMIGRATION PROCESS.

If you love this person so much…..******* SPONSOR THEM FOR CITIZENSHIP AND STOP PEARL CLUTCHING AND HAND WRINGING.

For **** sakes…what a fraud.

Why dont you go back to your IOWA POLL thread from before the election p….after talking shit you never returned.

THE POLL WAS OFF 16 POINTS, BUT YOU TREATED IT LIKE GOSPEL.

SPONSOR
THE
SHARK
ATTACK
HERO
FOR
CITIZENSHIP

 

[GLASNOST]

I remember this, it was around the 4th of July like it is now and the girl was swimming naked and the shark bit off her foot at the ankle so she grabbed onto a buoy, but the shark was relentless and dragged her 'to and fro' in the water while her white boyfriend just watched from the beach while the girl kept screaming, "call an undocumented immigrant, hurry"...
...but alas it was too late for the white folk with all their fancy schmancy "capitalist pig" equipment to do anything so it fell to senor Alverez to save the day, he gutted the shark, removed said fair lady, performed CPR and then went quietly on his way...that was until...
...The league of evil ICE merchants led by the heinous Brody put out an APB for the honorable senor Alverez for his 'shark attack' which is a felony in the media...
...needless to say, in one of the most heinous cases of racial profiling on record, when ICE heard only the name Alverez and no further information they immediately began pulling over all cars with a headlight out until they got their guy...or so they thought...
...turns out Alverez had an iron clad alibi, he was in Amity robbing a gas station and dispatching with the witnesses on camera so they were forced to let him go...or so you would think...
...ICE being the villains we know them to be in the media decided they were going to hold him anyway even though a shining star reporter we'll call Hooper stepped in to remind them/ICE "this was no boating accident"...
...Brody thus informed Hooper and Quint that this was just the tip of a titanic size ICEberg and that when he was done he was going to need a bigger paddy wagon...

I think I got this from WAPO so ya may wanna check the facts.

This is the funniest thing I've read in a VERY long time!

 

[GLASNOST]

Listen OP, ... If you love this person so much…..******* SPONSOR THEM FOR CITIZENSHIP .... For **** sakes … what a fraud.

 

[GLASNOST]

... turns out Alverez had an iron clad alibi, ......

Next time they're gonna' need a bigger shark.

 

[whitehall]

What's the point? An illegal immigrant gets a pass because it's alleged that he helped a girl who was bitten by a shark? What was he doing driving without headlights at night?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

What's the point? An illegal immigrant gets a pass because it's alleged that he helped a girl who was bitten by a shark? What was he doing driving without headlights at night?

Drunk?

 

[whitehall]

Drunk?

Where do the Brits find this stuff?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Where do the Brits find this stuff?

I dunno. For a bunch of stuffy wankers they sure blabber a lot

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Where do the Brits find this stuff?

Peter Benchley

 

[marvin martian]

Where do the Brits find this stuff?

In their tabloids.

 

[marvin martian]

Listen OP,

EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW THE LEGAL IMMIGRATION PROCESS.

If you love this person so much…..******* SPONSOR THEM FOR CITIZENSHIP AND STOP PEARL CLUTCHING AND HAND WRINGING.

For **** sakes…what a fraud.

Why dont you go back to your IOWA POLL thread from before the election p….after talking shit you never returned.

THE POLL WAS OFF 16 POINTS, BUT YOU TREATED IT LIKE GOSPEL.

SPONSOR
THE
SHARK
ATTACK
HERO
FOR
CITIZENSHIP

Tommy Tainant lives in a country that's 97% white Anglo. The ONLY thing they do well is keep brown people out.

 

[Independent thinker]

Man who helped girl attacked by shark in Florida detained by Ice officials

Luis Alvarez being held in jail after police stopped him and said he was driving without headlights on

www.theguardian.com

Trump promised to rid the countryy of its worst criminals.
It ooks like he is doing that by scouring the local press for people with hispanic names.
its a lot easier than catching cartel members.
Is this the kind of country you want? Sneaky and cowardly like the Taco.

This is the shame of a nation.

We have been ridding the country of bad illegals. Democrats have been resisting and wanting these people back in the US. Where have you been?

 

[ColonelAngus]

Tommy Tainant lives in a country that's 97% white Anglo. The ONLY thing they do well is keep brown people out.

Is he in the 51st state?

 

[HeyNorm]

It seems to me that a man who dives into shark infested waters to save a child is worthy of respect.
But thats how I was raised.

Can he now break into your house and steal your TV?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Man who helped girl attacked by shark in Florida detained by Ice officials

Luis Alvarez being held in jail after police stopped him and said he was driving without headlights on

www.theguardian.com

Trump promised to rid the country of its worst criminals.
It looks like he is doing that by scouring the local press for people with hispanic names.
its a lot easier than catching cartel members.
Is this the kind of country you want? Sneaky and cowardly like the Taco.

This is the shame of a nation.

Did you know, vending machines kill more people per year than shark attacks.

 

[GLASNOST]

It seems to me that a man who dives into shark infested waters to save a child is worthy of respect.
But thats how I was raised.

I would even dive in to save you. But that's how I was raised.

 

[struth]

Man who helped girl attacked by shark in Florida detained by Ice officials

Luis Alvarez being held in jail after police stopped him and said he was driving without headlights on

www.theguardian.com

Trump promised to rid the countryy of its worst criminals.
It ooks like he is doing that by scouring the local press for people with hispanic names.
its a lot easier than catching cartel members.
Is this the kind of country you want? Sneaky and cowardly like the Taco.

This is the shame of a nation.

Cartels have Hispanic names…you idiot

 

[Rogue AI]

It seems to me that a man who dives into shark infested waters to save a child is worthy of respect.
But thats how I was raised.

Worthy of respect does not grant immunity to the law. What other major personal malfunctions do you need assistance with?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Worthy of respect does not grant immunity to the law. What other major personal malfunctions do you need assistance with?

This uiy sounds like someone I would like to live next to. Its no shock that you cant see that

 

[the watcher]

It seems to me that a man who dives into shark infested waters to save a child is worthy of respect.
But thats how I was raised.

No, I think that you were raised to respect and make excuses for the bully at school who took your lunch money. and make yourself feel good about it.