"Because God said so" was never a ploy used on me, so I have no idea on how to get out of that maze. Later, as a young adult in journalism, and in another job as well, I did come across, "Because I said so" or a questionable quote. At that point I substituted "Donald Duck". If, because "Donald Duck said so" or, "According to Donald Duck..." sounded like great wisdom or a really smart duck, I would pay attention--but would dismiss out of hand anything that sounded like something a duck would say. Never had to use that ploy with God, though.
Anyway, your religious upbringing sounds more like a sinister costume party than anything seriously religious or of God, so us talking about religion would probably sound like you talking about a football game, while my response would sound like I was singing opera. (And I can't sing.)