Self Identifying high efficiency equipment

[Damaged Eagle]

The place I live won't let you raise animals if you're within city limits which extend a good two to three miles outside the city.

So I'm thinkin' that when a stable or barn is put up 'within city limits' the stable or barn should self identify as a garage.

That way when the person buys horses they can self identify as high efficiency vehicles while cows, pigs, and chickens, can self identify as energy efficient storage devices that store meat.

Nope Mister Police Officer that there ain't no horse it self identifies as a high efficiency vehicle that doesn't require gas or electricity...

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[whitehall]

Mr. Police Officer? Clydesdale horses are beautiful animals but they require constant care every day. Unless you are willing to commit to the responsibility you might as well stick to your trusty Subaru.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

I'm pretty much retired and need something to do with my day dude and you're missing the sarcastic irony and humorous content of the point I'm attempting to make.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Damaged Eagle]

My self identifying high efficiency electric furnace requires these simple items that self identify as electrons...

...to operate.

*****CHUCKLE*****