Screening Mammograms

[xotoxi]

Ladies over 40...

Have you been receiving an annual screening mammogram?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Ladies... Please be advised that I do breast exams in my garage on the weekends. I only charge $20.00 but some of the lucky ones don't have to pay at all!!! No appointment is needed and you can come as you are...

 

[Dis]

*scowl*

You guys wouldn't be joking if YOU had to go through them.

Nice avatar addition, smartass.

 

[xotoxi]

Ladies... Please be advised that I do breast exams in my garage on the weekends. I only charge $20.00 but some of the lucky ones don't have to pay at all!!! No appointment is needed and you can come as you are...

BBD: I am a trained professional when it comes to examining breasts...so let me give you a word of advice.

If you suck the nipple, they'll know you are a fraud.

 

[Phoenix]

*scowl*

You guys wouldn't be joking if YOU had to go through them.

Nice avatar addition, smartass.

Yeah, but they have to get prostate exams ...

 

[Emma]

Nope.

 

[Shogun]

Xotoxi, instead of leaping feet first into UHC would you be on board for a panel of screening guaranteed to every American each year? Mammograms and prostate exams and such?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Ladies... Please be advised that I do breast exams in my garage on the weekends. I only charge $20.00 but some of the lucky ones don't have to pay at all!!! No appointment is needed and you can come as you are...

BBD: I am a trained professional when it comes to examining breasts...so let me give you a word of advice.

If you suck the nipple, they'll know you are a fraud.

I've got quite a few years of breast exam experience. For you ladies that are a bit shy, we can do this exam in the dark if you wish...

 

[Big Black Dog]

*scowl*

You guys wouldn't be joking if YOU had to go through them.

Nice avatar addition, smartass.

Yeah, but they have to get prostate exams ...

The very first thing I do when I go see a new doctor is to check out the size of his fingers...

 

[Emma]

*scowl*

You guys wouldn't be joking if YOU had to go through them.

Nice avatar addition, smartass.

Yeah, but they have to get prostate exams ...

The very first thing I do when I go see a new doctor is to check out the size of his fingers...

 

[paperview]

Yes, I've received my annual tit squish this year.

 

[dink]

*scowl*

You guys wouldn't be joking if YOU had to go through them.

Nice avatar addition, smartass.

No shit....

 

[Barb]

*scowl*

You guys wouldn't be joking if YOU had to go through them.

Nice avatar addition, smartass.

Yeah, but they have to get prostate exams ...

It isn't the same unless they have their testicles put in a vice to screen for testicular cancer.

 

[Barb]

Yes, I've received my annual tit squish this year.

You're a braver man than me. I've got the script in hand, and am just NOT happy about it.