Sandwich Guy Found Not Guilty

[mudwhistle]

Was it a ham sandwich? Maybe they could put the sandwich on trial.

Democrats proved they would indict a ham sandwich on Trumped up charges.

 

[Concerned American]

Was it a ham sandwich? Maybe they could put the sandwich on trial.

If, as reported, it was a Subway sandwich, you wouldn't be able to tell what kind of meat it was.

 

[whitehall]

They put Jan 6 mom and pop demonstrators away for four years for violations that hardly rose to the level of misdemeanor trespass but the guy who engaged in an unprovoked assault on federal officers goes free. WTF?

 

[Zincwarrior]

Beating a cop with a fire extinguisher on J6: PARDON! Throwing a sandwich at the feet of a cop: FELONY!

 

[Concerned American]

They put Jan 6 mom and pop demonstrators away for four years for violations that hardly rose to the level of misdemeanor trespass but the guy who engaged in an unprovoked assault on federal officers goes free. WTF?

To be fair, he didn't get to eat that cheap Subway foot long. Guess he's not on SNAP, eh? Maybe those poor illegals that he was trying to protect would have liked to eat it.

 

[Woodznutz]

Or, in reality, nowhere, and you totally made that up out of thin air.

Like they say, ya can't make this stuff up.

Zero Tolerance Follies: TN 10-Year-Old Expelled for a Year Over Finger Gun Gesture

The principal’s action was the result of a new state law that had gone into effect just months earlier, heightening penalties for students who make threats at school. Passed after a former student…

www.shootingnewsweekly.com

 

[mudwhistle]

They put Jan 6 mom and pop demonstrators away for four years for violations that hardly rose to the level of misdemeanor trespass but the guy who engaged in an unprovoked assault on federal officers goes free. WTF?

The only standards the No Kings crowd have is double-standards.

 

[mudwhistle]

Beating a cop with a fire extinguisher on J6: PARDON! Throwing a sandwich at the feet of a cop: FELONY!

Any assault is still assault.

You know that.

 

[mudwhistle]

Beating a cop with a fire extinguisher on J6: PARDON! Throwing a sandwich at the feet of a cop: FELONY!

Oh.....and he didn't beat anyone with it. He tossed it and it bounced off of a cop's helmet.

 

[Delldude]

Meh, at least he got put through "the process"......I bet he eats his sandwich next time.

Turned out to be the most expensive sandwich he'll ever buy.....and he went home hungry.

 

[whitehall]

To be fair, he didn't get to eat that cheap Subway foot long. Guess he's not on SNAP, eh? Maybe those poor illegals that he was trying to protect would have liked to eat it.

Charlie Kirk was killed by a bullet that cost about as much as a subway sandwich. Is that funny too?

 

[Concerned American]

Charlie Kirk was killed by a bullet that cost about as much as a subway sandwich. Is that funny too?

When was the last time someone was killed by a Subway sandwich that didn't involve choking on it. Don't act like a democrat.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Turned out to be the most expensive sandwich he'll ever buy..

*for the US taxpayer

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Like they say, ya can't make this stuff up.

Zero Tolerance Follies: TN 10-Year-Old Expelled for a Year Over Finger Gun Gesture

The principal’s action was the result of a new state law that had gone into effect just months earlier, heightening penalties for students who make threats at school. Passed after a former student…

www.shootingnewsweekly.com

Except for the favt that you 100% made up the idea of getting charged for attempted murder iver finger guns. Why are you still trying to defend that dumb lie? I don't see what you have to gain.

 

[Woodznutz]

Except for the favt that you 100% made up the idea of getting charged for attempted murder iver finger guns. Why are you still trying to defend that dumb lie? I don't see what you have to gain.

It was meant to be a humorous jab at that zero-tolerance policy. Recall that Rush used absurdity to point out absurdity.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

It was meant to be a humorous jab at that zero-tolerance policy. Recall that Rush used absurdity to point out absurdity.

Yes, the famously dishonest predator who preyed on ignorant and dumb people was, indeed, famous for such open-ended, specious horseshit.

 

[BackAgain]

*for the US taxpayer

I assume the defendant had to pay for a lawyer. Also, he lost his job. So, the cost wasn’t solely on the taxpayers.

The defendant was a dickhead. But I’ll say it again, it wasn’t an “assault” at all.

 

[citygator]

Next to the Bowling Green Massacre this is the worst thing to happen to America. Assault by sammich.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I assume the defendant had to pay for a lawyer. Also, he lost his job. So, the cost wasn’t solely on the taxpayers.

The defendant was a dickhead. But I’ll say it again, it wasn’t an “assault” at all.

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Of course it wasn't an assault, just like it's not going to be an assault when I sneeze on a covidiot.

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[Fort Fun Indiana]

I assume the defendant had to pay for a lawyer. Also, he lost his job. So, the cost wasn’t solely on the taxpayers.

But was definitely more expensive for the taxpayers and was obviously theater by MAGAts trying to bank points for after Dear Leader exits this plane.

. Hopefully Americans are noticing the pattern of what happens, when incompetent, corrupt people are appointed to important positions based solely on telling the Emperor they CAN see his new clothes.