To continue my conspiracy theory that Yates may not be a real person et al, I've come up with a reason she (if she is a "she") got herself fired. Nothing high falutin or fancy.....if she'd stayed in the DOJ she would have been subject to random polygraphs without notice. I believe they know Yates leaked classified information to the NYTimes. Trump is pretty sure it's her (if she is a "her") and so must Sessions. So by leaving the DOJ, she could refuse to comply with an order to be polygraphed (a spy named Polly Graff invented the lie detector machine) and evade capture.
Rump was also "pretty sure" O'bama 'tapped his wires'.
He was also "pretty sure" O'bama was born in Kenya.
He was also "pretty sure" he won some kind of record electoral college vote.
He was also "pretty sure" a billion people showed up at his inaugurination, and it wasn't raining on all those umbrellas.
He was also "pretty sure" that "three million illegals" voted.
He was also "pretty sure" Romney won the pop vote in 2012 when he called for "revolution in the streets" because the PV winner (he was pretty sure) didn't win the office.
He was also "pretty sure" he wasn't going to settle his fraud case with a payout, until he did.
He was also "pretty sure" Paul Manafort was gonna work out. After he was "pretty sure" Corey Lewandowski was gonna work out.
I think he may even be 'pretty sure' Spicey's gonna work out.