Rumors are flying that trump is dead.

[petro]

This has been a spectacular showing of another creepy thread fail.

Poor creepy.
Always so wrong, but so right at doing it.

 

[sealybobo]

I don't believe it, but the flag at the Whitehouse is at half mast and he hasn't been seen in public for days.

Yes, his social media has posted but that really doesn't prove anything.

trump was talking about "getting into heaven" the other day.

Vance is "prepared in case of a tragedy".

The "pentagon pizza tracker" is off the charts.

But personally I put this in the "too good to be true" category.

Amid 'Trump Is Dead' trend on X, viral ‘Pentagon Pizza Report’ sparks speculation | Today News

Alongside the trending hashtag, another viral angle emerged, the so-called “Pentagon Pizza Report.”

www.livemint.com

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/trump-is-dead-after-jd-vances-terrible-tragedy-remark-a-viral-trend-9185570

Trump is dying not dead. I want you to re watch his cabinet members kissing his ass. Does that not sound/look like they are kissing his ass because he only has 6 months to live?

Even the Tech CEO's dinner where they kissed his ass. It was extremely unusual.

This is why they want him to win the Nobel Peace prize.

And what about this?

Donald Trump has said in recent weeks that he wants to go to heaven, and that ending the war in Ukraine could be a reason he is admitted. He made the comments in August 2025 during an appearance on Fox News

Trump has clearly never believed in God. When do atheists start believing in God? When they are dying! Ever hear the saying there are no atheists in fox holes?

Kankles is dying. And if this is true, what will Republicans say? Will they mind that the Trump team hid this from us?

I also think Putin, Kim Jung purposely got caught on a hot mic talking about living forever at that meeting Trump wasn't invited to. So he could hear them talking about it. And Putin is probably the one who gave Trump whatever sickness he has now. One that makes your ankles swell and your hands bruise up like that. And that's all we can see are the hands. I bet if Trump wore a wife beater you'd see bruises all over. And his swollen face.

 

[dudmuck]

Is that what you’re hoping for? Shame on you…

 

[hondo 50]

You libs are so inflicted with TDS, that it's hard to believe you top yourselves with these spins!

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?

Thought he had a stroke of luck, but it was just a plain old stroke?

Snapped his spine while patting himself on the back for his Predators' Patio?

Dragged bodily to hell by a certain recently discorporated evil spirit?

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?

Eagerly taken down by the British military after he told Britain to "call out the military?"

Finally stroked out over long-standing grudge that he was never invited to appear on The Man Show?

Taken out by service personnel before he can send them back to Afghanistan?

Taken out by Venezuela before he can murder another boat full of civilians?

Decapitated when he walked too close to Melania's ridiculous hat?

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?​

Ground to pulp by a "sabotaged" escalator?

Stroked out while trying to remember where he left the aceto... Acetom... Ace...

Vowed to hold his breath until he's given a Nobel Prize?

 

[Crepitus]

Thought he was Raptured up, but actually just fell down an elevator shaft?

Declared himself Pharoah and drowned in the Red Sea?

Blood poisoning from his those weird, blue hands?

Lost a fist-fight with Tom Homan over who'd get to accept a $50,000 cash bribe?

Killed by Pam Bondi during miscommunication about which enemy he'd like punished?

Mistakenly gunned down by the firing squad he ordered for Liz Cheney?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

How are those “Trump is dead” rumors holding up?

 

[Twisted Gypsy Child]

someone verify Trump is alive

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?​

Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app?

Poisoned by cheap, simulated gold decorations littering the White House?

Fell down spiral "escalator" while waiting for it to straighten out and activate?

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?​

Struck down in The Battle of Portland?

Clubbed to death in Farmingdale?

Catheter yanked out by "sabotaged" escalator?

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?​

Fell to his death while practicing a dance routine for Turning Point's asinine halftime show?

Fatal case of measles after further decimating the CDC?

Stroked out from being in such exceptional health?

 

[Meathead]

lots of righties here were wishing for bidens demise...

Why, he was already a vegetable.

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?​

Empty, bald head swallowed by that unsightly gap in his neck?

Crushed by plunging dollar?

Shot down after creepily hitting on a woman 30 years his junior?

Plowed under by angry soybean farmers?

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?

Victim of wannabe regicide?

Killed during the ongoing bombing and massive gunfire in his Gaza ceasefire?

Who killed him? Your mom did. Your mom.

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?​

Heartbroken that Prince Andrew stopped returning his calls?

Poisoned by fake "gold" crown that he bought at Home Depot?

Overwhelmed to meet Lee Greenwood at the anti-Superbowl halftime show?

 

[marvin martian]

It's fun to revisit this thread and see how vicious, violent, and dumb the left is.

Like the lower animals.

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?​

Heart attack while rehearsing a dance number for Lara Trump's "alternative" halftime performance?

Accidentally deployed chemtrails on himself while playing with the weather machine?

Crushed when the non-violent No Kings protests didn't give him an excuse to nuke blue cities nationwide?

Overwhelmed by a divine plague of frog costumes?

Scared to death by the founding fathers' ghosts haunting him on No Kings day?

 

[Crepitus]

Is he dead yet?​

Struck by live munitions while golfing and wholly unaware of the military demo he doesn't remember ordering?

Branded to death by US beef ranchers?

Crashed his plane full of shit?