Rumors are flying that trump is dead.

Awww did I hurt your feelings Shirley?

“I think that we have to stop getting so offended at every little thing in the United States of America. I’m so over it,”--JD Vance.
/—-/ Stop wishing death on your opponents. You lowlife.
 
True.

Unfortunately, that would leave us with Vance, which is just as bad – along with the rest of Trump’s corrupt, incompetent, criminal ‘administration.’
Oh, come now. Deranged end-stage TDS sufferers aren't worried about that, all they want is to see Orange Man in a casket, which will make their miserable lives tolerable for a short while.
 
Ok, so you're all in then.
Am I all in on hoping our president does not die in office? Of course, that's always unpleasant, what with the idiots running around being all happy at someone's death and all. It's bad enough watching them acting like vultures, hoping against hope something bad happens to him.
 
Am I all in on hoping our president does not die in office? Of course, that's always unpleasant, what with the idiots running around being all happy at someone's death and all. It's bad enough watching them acting like vultures, hoping against hope something bad happens to him.

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Don't get me wrong, TRUMP! dying in office would, of course, put JD in charge so he could run as the incumbent in '28, with all the advantages of incumbency. It would as well generate sympathy for TRUMP!'s agenda, which would make it all the easier for JD to implement the remaining pieces, so positive things would come out of it. Americans historically haven't liked the idea of the president dying, but it seems Orange Man Bad has eliminated that particular nicety as not even assassination attempts cause indignation anymore, only sadness when they fail.

That still doesn't erase the unpleasantness of seeing the vultures perched on tree branches muttering, "Any day now, any day now. We tried to get rid of him for a decade, maybe this time".
 
Am I all in on hoping our president does not die in office? Of course, that's always unpleasant, what with the idiots running around being all happy at someone's death and all. It's bad enough watching them acting like vultures, hoping against hope something bad happens to him.
/—-/ The question is if TDS will be classified as a mental disorder.
 
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IS he dead yet?

Napalmed in the morning by Francis Ford Coppola?

Eliminated by bitter, unemployed Onion writers?

Sudden and virulent cancer from windmill exposure?
 
IS he dead yet?

Napalmed in the morning by Francis Ford Coppola?

Eliminated by bitter, unemployed Onion writers?

Sudden and virulent cancer from windmill exposure?
/——/ The science we believe in is there are only two genders, male and female. What does your science say?
 
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I don't believe it, but the flag at the Whitehouse is at half mast and he hasn't been seen in public for days.

Yes, his social media has posted but that really doesn't prove anything.

trump was talking about "getting into heaven" the other day.

Vance is "prepared in case of a tragedy".

The "pentagon pizza tracker" is off the charts.

But personally I put this in the "too good to be true" category.


Rumors are flying that you were arrested for trading sexual favors to men on the Street in exchange for vials of crack cocaine.
 
Rumors are flying that you were arrested for trading sexual favors to men on the Street in exchange for vials of crack cocaine.
/——/ I always knew something was off about Crepitus.
 
Long live Trump.


Look at the rack on this ole' warhorse. Mercy! Stole $13K GOVT money in Boston. Got 1 mo in prison and pay it back.
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