Romney loses it!

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Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway

NOVEMBER 27, 2012

CANTON, OH—According to eyewitnesses at the scene, an unkempt and thoroughly disheveled Mitt Romney gave an impassioned campaign speech Monday to a group of bewildered shoppers inside a local Safeway.

Sources confirmed the filth-covered former presidential candidate walked into the store unannounced early yesterday evening, went to the store’s cereal aisle, and started to play Kid Rock’s “Born Free” on a portable boom box, enthusiastically waving and pointing to no one in particular.



Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Noomi]

If only it was real..

 

[ABikerSailor]

Hey................Kim Jon Ung believed the Onion when it called him the sexiest man alive.

Matter of fact, the press even ran the story and congratulated him on it.

I guess that if you don't have free speech, then irony and sarcasm are lost on you.

 

[Wolfsister77]

Good one, I like headline at the bottom too.

Romney Locks Himself In Oval Office During Visit to White House.

The Onion is pretty funny.