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Brazilian town declares official Orgasm Day

(5/09/05 - RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil) — Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil's conservative Northeast -- until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.

Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.

"We're celebrating orgasm in all its senses. There's even a panel discussion on premature ejaculation. But from what I've seen, women have more trouble achieving orgasm than men, especially in marriage," Santolia said by telephone from Esperantina, 1,300 miles north of Rio de Janeiro.

Santolia said the remote town of 38,000 people has been unofficially celebrating orgasm day for years, but that the town's former mayor had vetoed a bill making it an official municipal holiday.

The city council passed a law Saturday creating the holiday. Santolia, who took office earlier this year, said he would sign the bill later Monday.

"I'm 32, single and I have an open mind. Beside the theme is very much of the moment," he said.

Orgasm Day celebrations include a series of panel discussions by sexologists from across Brazil and a presentation of Eve Ensler's play "The Vagina Monologues."

Santolia said the idea of celebrating Orgasm Day at first created a scandal in this poor region, known for its religious fervor. But he said residents gradually residents warmed to the idea.

"I've seen scientific studies that show when a woman is unloved, when her husband can bring her to orgasm, it affects all aspects of her life, her relationships with her children, at home, with the city and at work," Santolia said.
 
-=d=- said:
Can you imagine the parade?

They would have to pause every five seconds.

Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha oooohhh

Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha ahhhhhh

Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha yesssss

They never do anything fun in our country.

:cry:
 
GotZoom said:
They would have to pause every five seconds.

Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha oooohhh

Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha ahhhhhh

Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha yesssss

They never do anything fun in our country.

:cry:


I'd hate to be the poor bastard who has to sweep the streets after...yikes. Would have to wear a bio-hazzard suit, and sorta just hose down the pavement.
Having something like that here would make for a, uh, sticky situation.
 
You have seen the horse-drawn buggies they have for tourists -usually in the downtown areas? The horses wear those little "diaper" things.

You don't suppose they would put those on women? I'd hate to be the last group in the parade..walking through the streets.....

sticking to the pavement....
 
GotZoom said:
You have seen the horse-drawn buggies they have for tourists -usually in the downtown areas? The horses wear those little "diaper" things.

You don't suppose they would put those on women? I'd hate to be the last group in the parade..walking through the streets.....

sticking to the pavement....


the mental image in my mind just ain't right... ew.
 
GotZoom said:
They would have to pause every five seconds.

Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha oooohhh

Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha ahhhhhh

Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha yesssss

They never do anything fun in our country.

:cry:

Don't be silly. A couple days ago was National No Pants Day. Where were you? :D
 
Shattered said:
Don't be silly. A couple days ago was National No Pants Day. Where were you? :D

I knew about this.

But it was really cold out so I didn't want to ...well,...you know.
 
GotZoom said:
I knew about this.

But it was really cold out so I didn't want to ...well,...you know.

You guys have an excuse for everything, don't you?
 

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