Imagine the difficulties that Tom Cotton (R-Tee Potty, AR) must have had in penning that letter.
First, he was forced to put his Tea Party crayola crayons away and pick up a big-boy pen.
Second, he had to restart the letter three times, cuz "Dear Ragheads" or "Dear Jihadi Dickhead" just didn't sound right.
Third, he had to cancel his secret meeting with his gay lover. That really pissed him off.
Fourth, he was unsure how much postage it would cost...
I guess this is Tom Cotton's way of trying to jump onto the national stage. Maybe he will announce for president 2016 next week...