Zone1 Religious humor

[Manonthestreet]

Sunday funnies

An oldie but goodie. ❧ ❧ ❧ ❧ ❧ A wealthy man nearing the end of his life was distraught because he had worked so hard for his money, and he wanted to take it with him when he died. He prayed and as…

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Yes I know it doesnt comport with biblical truth put the punchline was fantastic.....

 

[WinterBorn]

My favorite religious joke is one told to me by a pastor back in the 70s.

They brought the adultress before Jesus. And He proclaimed "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone". The crowd calmed some. Then a little old lady elbowed her way to the front of the crowd, picked up a large stone and dropped it on the adultress. That started the flood of stones flying, ending in the death of the sinner.

After it all calmed down, Jesus looked at the old lady and said "You know Mother, sometimes you really piss me off".