MathewSmith
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- May 24, 2015
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A New York lawyer and self-confessed Game of Thrones fan has thrown aside a traditional defence and asked the Supreme Court for a trial by combat.
Accused of helping a client commit fraud, Richard A. Luthmann wrote in a short and very to-the-point brief filed to the Staten Island Supreme Court:
“The allegations made by plaintiffs, aided and abetted by their counsel, border upon the criminal. As such, the undersigned (Luthmann) respectfully requests that the court permit the undersigned to dispatch plaintiffs and their counsel to the Divine Providence of the Maker for Him to exact His divine judgment once the undersigned has released the souls of the plaintiffs and their counsel from their corporeal bodies, personally and or by way of a champion.”
Real life Game of Thrones A lawyer has requested a trial by combat - News - TV Radio - The Independent
Inform him that the states champion will be the biggest, meanest, and most lethal SOB ever to survive Basic Underwater Demolition school and see how long he wants to continue this option. Actually this could be a really good option for New York. New York allows for the televising of trials. The pay per view would help pay off the state deficit. The nation is absolutely mad.
Accused of helping a client commit fraud, Richard A. Luthmann wrote in a short and very to-the-point brief filed to the Staten Island Supreme Court:
“The allegations made by plaintiffs, aided and abetted by their counsel, border upon the criminal. As such, the undersigned (Luthmann) respectfully requests that the court permit the undersigned to dispatch plaintiffs and their counsel to the Divine Providence of the Maker for Him to exact His divine judgment once the undersigned has released the souls of the plaintiffs and their counsel from their corporeal bodies, personally and or by way of a champion.”
Real life Game of Thrones A lawyer has requested a trial by combat - News - TV Radio - The Independent
Inform him that the states champion will be the biggest, meanest, and most lethal SOB ever to survive Basic Underwater Demolition school and see how long he wants to continue this option. Actually this could be a really good option for New York. New York allows for the televising of trials. The pay per view would help pay off the state deficit. The nation is absolutely mad.
