real bad taste jokes

[strollingbones]

what does obama stand for?


one big ass mistake america





okay this one is just plain offensive but funny....


what does obama keep in his shoes?






****** toes

 

[RodISHI]

Got this one in an email titled "the gay terrorist".

 

[eagleseven]

A local comedian was booed off the stage at a local nightclub, after he tried making a 9/11 joke.

In NY. Seriously. The owner gave out refunds.

 

[slackjawed]

Know why the cavemen knocked their women in the head and dragged them home by their hair?













If they had dragged them by their feet they would have filled up with mud.



hey the thread title was real bad taste jokes, I;m just trying to fit in, ok.

 

[Lumpy 1]

what does obama stand for?


one big ass mistake america





okay this one is just plain offensive but funny....


what does obama keep in his shoes?






****** toes

That would Brazil nuts (politically correct)

 

[strollingbones]

what does obama stand for?


one big ass mistake america





okay this one is just plain offensive but funny....


what does obama keep in his shoes?






****** toes

That would Brazil nuts (politically correct)

after posting that joke...i wondered if people would get the reference.

 

[Douger]

What's the difference between a blond and an oven ?




The oven never farts when you pull your meat out.

 

[Lumpy 1]

what does obama stand for?


one big ass mistake america





okay this one is just plain offensive but funny....


what does obama keep in his shoes?






****** toes

That would Brazil nuts (politically correct)

after posting that joke...i wondered if people would get the reference.

Not the young whippersnappers I'd presume..

 

[Douger]

That would Brazil nuts (politically correct)

after posting that joke...i wondered if people would get the reference.

Not the young whippersnappers I'd presume..

My grandfather was deathly allergic to ****** toes.
His windpipe would swell shut if he ate them.

 

[Colin]

Lawyer visits his client in prison and says. "Well Jim, there's good news and there's bad news. Jim says. "Give me the bad first." lawyer says. "The bad news is that DNA tests prove that it's your blood at the murder scene."
Jim says. "Fuck! ok, what's the good news?"
Lawyer says. "Your cholesterol level is down to 4.2"

 

[xsited1]

Obama, Pelosi and Reid run the country...

 

[strollingbones]

jokes in bad taste damn it...not scarey jokes

 

[Big Black Dog]

Two condoms are walking by a gay bar. One condom looks at the other and says, "Let's go in and get shit faced."

 

[Yukon]

Ques: How do you define a PIZZA PIE !

Ans: An ABORTION on toast!

 

[Yukon]

Ques: Why do NEGROS decorate wedding cakes with cow DUNG !

Ans: To keep the flies off the BRIDE !

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[Colin]

No need to post bad taste jokes, Yukon. Not when you are a bad taste joke yourself!

 

[Yukon]

Ques: How do you get 20 Germans into a Volswagon?

Ans: Put a Jew behind the wheel.

 

[Yukon]

Ques: What can a Park Bench do the a NEGRO man can't ?

Ans: Support a FAMILY !

 

[Colin]

What's the difference between acne and the de-frocked priest Yukon?
Acne doesn't come all over your face until you're 14.