RANDOM THOUGHTS for USMB Patrons.

[Liability]

Post your random thoughts here.

Images not required. Brevity a plus. Images certainly permissible.

Any connection to any prior post also not necessary.

I'll start.

I am not a particular fan of Katy Perry but she has nice boobs

and Elmo likes 'em, too.

 

[uscitizen]

what do I want to eat for a snack???

And Liability obviously misspelled "randy"

 

[2Parties]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpD3lrPNiAA]YouTube - Todd Margaret: Thunder Muscle[/ame]

 

[xotoxi]

Random thought:

Do you use cleaners...or do you utilize cleansers?

 

[Oddball]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqsIpYQ5e_g&feature=related]YouTube - Best of Denny Crane[/ame]

 

[random3434]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bONBlJNt0I0]YouTube - Wayne Brady Terrorizes Dave Chappelle[/ame]

 

[Tom Clancy]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twZAGWOxn6s]YouTube - Tiddy Commercial Fail[/ame]

 

[Mr. H.]

Pepto Bismol and beer. Not a bad combo.
Wife's cooking + wife's nagging - bad combo.

 

[2Parties]

 

[Madeline]

inky black puddle
gasoline rainbow
unseen, the putrid water lies

 

[uscitizen]

I need to get some more Chips Ahoy cookies.

 

[Liability]

inky black puddle
gasoline rainbow
unseen, the putrid water lies

THAT'S the spirit, Madeline!

Nobody said the thoughts had to be coherent!

 

[Dr.House]

Remember:

No matter how bad your life seems to be, at least you're not Dante Gay

 

[Ringel05]

Huuuuummmmmmm, huuuuuuummmmmmmm.
Think of something, brain refuses to cooperate, more drugs, I know!

Take a big lick on my lollypop, take a big lick and you'll watch me pop.

 

[Dr.House]

You know what?

That owl has been telling that dumbass kid for more than 40 years that it takes three licks to get to the center... You'd think he would know by now... Jeez...

 

[Big Black Dog]

Random thought... If I transplant a nose hair to the end of my penis, after I pee, would it go "sniff" like you can sniff through your nose or will I still have to shake it?

 

[Ringel05]

Ready when you are and even when you're not it's Betty Crotchets ready to spread women. Um, they're incredible, yes they're so edible, they're ready when you are and when you're not.

 

[uscitizen]

push button

 

[Dr.House]

Do not fold, spindle or mutilate

 

[Oddball]