Andrew2382
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It's mega maid sir....she's gone from suck to blow!
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KittenKoder
Senior Member
No rum? What do you mean there's no rum? - Captain Sparrow.
manifold
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- Banned
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In Philadelphia it's worth 50 bucks.
And she stepped on the ball
Looking good Billy Ray. Feeling good Lewis.
Do you really want him running the family business?
Of course not, he's a negro
Yeah, the phone in the limo is busted, what is ya, ignorant?
That's callled the quart of blood technique, do that and a quart of blood drops out of a mans body
It ain't cool being no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving
Yeah
When I was a kid, if we wanted jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub
Like you would find on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich
Mom always said you were greedy
She meant it as a complement
- Trading Places (I could go on and on)
And she stepped on the ball
Looking good Billy Ray. Feeling good Lewis.
Do you really want him running the family business?
Of course not, he's a negro
Yeah, the phone in the limo is busted, what is ya, ignorant?
That's callled the quart of blood technique, do that and a quart of blood drops out of a mans body
It ain't cool being no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving
Yeah
When I was a kid, if we wanted jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub
Like you would find on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich
Mom always said you were greedy
She meant it as a complement
- Trading Places (I could go on and on)
Oddball
Unobtanium Member
Can I get you something to drink....a tuna colada?
Oddball
Unobtanium Member
A Sherman can give you a very nice......edge. 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiSKaAms5E]YouTube - Kelly's heroes - Oddball and his tanks[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFGFCt-oHC0]YouTube - Kelly's Heroes Oddball Shows off His Tanks[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiSKaAms5E]YouTube - Kelly's heroes - Oddball and his tanks[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFGFCt-oHC0]YouTube - Kelly's Heroes Oddball Shows off His Tanks[/ame]
Oddball
Unobtanium Member
Hey Whitey, where's your hat?!?!???
Oddball
Unobtanium Member
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be7Og9Gc_KY&feature=related]YouTube - I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski[/ame]
brewerboy
Active Member
brewerboy
Active Member
"I'm your Huckleberry"
-Tombstone (Val Kilmer)
-Tombstone (Val Kilmer)
Walter: "Shut the fuck up, Donny!"
Don: Are they going to hurt us dude!
Walter: No Don their Nihilists, they are cowards!
Walter: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: No I wasn't
Walter: Smokey this is not Nam we have rules.
Smokey: Yes, but I didn't go over the line, mark it down
Walter: (as he pulls out a gun and cocks the hammer) - Smokey you entering a World of Pain! A World of Pain.
Jesus Quintana: Are you ready to get fucked man! Don't try to pull the gun shit with me man. Because I will take, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click! No one fucks with the Jesus!
Walter: 8 year olds dude
Walter: Its not hers Dude! Fuuucccckkkkiiinnnggg AAAAmmmmaaaatttteeeuuuurrrrssss!
Dude: They send her FUCKING TOE MAN! HER FUCKING TOE!
Walter: You want want a toe? I'll get you a toe! I'll get you a toe by this afternoon!
Walter: I see this isn't working. Ok Larry this is WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS! (Right before Walter destroys a brand new Corvette that isn't Larry's)
Don: Are they going to hurt us dude!
Walter: No Don their Nihilists, they are cowards!
Walter: OVER THE LINE!
Smokey: No I wasn't
Walter: Smokey this is not Nam we have rules.
Smokey: Yes, but I didn't go over the line, mark it down
Walter: (as he pulls out a gun and cocks the hammer) - Smokey you entering a World of Pain! A World of Pain.
Jesus Quintana: Are you ready to get fucked man! Don't try to pull the gun shit with me man. Because I will take, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click! No one fucks with the Jesus!
Walter: 8 year olds dude
Walter: Its not hers Dude! Fuuucccckkkkiiinnnggg AAAAmmmmaaaatttteeeuuuurrrrssss!
Dude: They send her FUCKING TOE MAN! HER FUCKING TOE!
Walter: You want want a toe? I'll get you a toe! I'll get you a toe by this afternoon!
Walter: I see this isn't working. Ok Larry this is WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS! (Right before Walter destroys a brand new Corvette that isn't Larry's)
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Oddball
Unobtanium Member
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsogswrH6ck]YouTube - Your Opinion Man[/ame]
del
Diamond Member
- Banned
- #136
from the sand pebbles
[Jake Holman (Machinist Mate 1st Class ) teaching Po-han (Engine Room coolie) the engine room]
Jake Holman: Valve.
Po-han: Wow.
Jake Holman: Valve.
Po-han: Wow.
[Holman points to valve, more emphatically]
Po-han: Wow.
Jake Holman: Yeah, okay... wow.
[pointing to another valve]
Jake Holman: Main steam stop valve.
Po-han: Main steam stop wow.
[Jake Holman (Machinist Mate 1st Class ) teaching Po-han (Engine Room coolie) the engine room]
Jake Holman: Valve.
Po-han: Wow.
Jake Holman: Valve.
Po-han: Wow.
[Holman points to valve, more emphatically]
Po-han: Wow.
Jake Holman: Yeah, okay... wow.
[pointing to another valve]
Jake Holman: Main steam stop valve.
Po-han: Main steam stop wow.
Dr.House
Lives on in syndication!
"Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick. "
-Office Space
Bonus:
"Peter... watch out for your cornhole, bud."
-Office Space
Bonus:
"Peter... watch out for your cornhole, bud."
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks. Dante Hicks Clerks
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