Random Movie Quotes

[Truthspeaker]

Scene between a doctor Farthing(Chevy Chase who happens to also have a gambling problem while bookies are threatening his life) and Mitch Weaver(Norm McDonald).

Dr. Farthing: I don't know WHO I should blame for my misfortunes...heh heh... The Buffalo Bills, Chicago Cubs, The Red Sox, Mr. T.....

Mitch: Wait, wait. Wait a second... You mean in Rocky 3 you bet against ROCKY?!

Dr. Farthing: (standing up) HINDSIGHTS 20/20 my friend!!

~ Dirty Work

 

[GHook93]

Da Bears Fan 1: Yi got one for ya. Dicka vs God?
Da Bears Fan 2: Trick questions, Dicka is God!
All the Bears Fan together: DDDAAAAA BEEAAARRSSS
- Saturday Night Live (OK not a movie but funny)

 

[Truthspeaker]

Gump: Hello my name's Forrest....

Army Bus Driver: NOBODY GIVES A HONKEY SHIT WHO YOU ARE PUSSBALL!!!!YOU'RE NOT EVEN A LOWLIFE SCUM SUCKING MAGGOT!!!! GETCHYUR FAGGOTTY ASS ON THE BUS, YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW!!!!!

~FORREST GUMP

 

[manifold]

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

- They Live

 

[hjmick]

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

- They Live

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper?

 

[Truthspeaker]

English officer: You've got to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

Capt. Jack Sparrow: But you HAVE heard of me

~Pirates

 

[Ringel05]

Gentilemen, we have to protect our phony balony jobs! Harumph, harumph, harumph!
I didn't get a harumph out of you, watch your ass.

Mel Brooks (The Gov) - Blazing Saddles

 

[Truthspeaker]

Nicholas Van Orten: (his shoe falls off and gets chewed up by attack dogs)

Well, there goes 800 dollars.

Christine: Your shoes cost 800 dollars?

Nicholas Van Orten: That one did.

~ The Game

 

[Truthspeaker]

Stu: What part of England did you say you were from?....The accents sort of muddled.

Daniel: Really? Well so is your tan.

~ Mrs. Doubtfire

 

[Truthspeaker]

Homer: (singing)Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing...Through a web?....No he can't....He's a pig.

~The Simpsons Movie

 

[KittenKoder]

You know, the good thing about zombies is they move really slow.

-Shawn of the Dead.

 

[Truthspeaker]

Natasha: PULL MY HAIR!!!!!!

Jay: (weirded out) I'm not gonna pull your hair?

(Natasha rips his shirt off)

Jay: You just ripped my shirt!!

~ Kissing a Fool

 

[Truthspeaker]

Westley: It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable you miserable vomitous mass... I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand... But then again. Perhaps I have the strength after all....................................................................................................................................................................................Drop....Your.....Sword.

~ The Princess Bride

 

[Ringel05]

"Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we're going to take showers together till the wee hours of the morning."
Gunny Highway to Jones in Heartbreak Ridge.

 

[Ringel05]

You guys smell like you fell into a dung heap. Kinda reminds ya of home, doesn't it. You know, it kinda does old buddy, doesn't it.

Kellys Heros

 

[Big Black Dog]

Good night, you Princes of Maine. Good night, you Kings of New England.

 

[SW2SILVER]

Well, gosh, four quotes come to mind. “We aren’t in Kansas, anymore..” (Wizard of oz) Or: Do you want the RED pill, or the BLUE one? (The Matrix) . She won’t live forever, but then again, who does? (Blade Runner). “I’m shocked” (Casa Blanca). My favorites.

 

[Truthspeaker]

Indiana: Snakes.........Why did it have to be snakes?..........

~ Raiders of The Lost Ark

 

[Truthspeaker]

Ted: All we are... Is dust in the wind dude.

~ Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

 

[tigerbob]

"Crude and slow clansman. Your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child."

Highlander.