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Ran Across This.

froggy

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My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first

exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign

attached that said,

' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'





My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......
Smiled and said,
He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said,

''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,

'WOW~~That's everyother day! .

You could learn a lot from him.'


We walked to the third pen and it had a sign
attached that said, in capital letters,

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'



My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

'That's once a day.

You could REALLY learn something from this one.'




I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was
with the same old cow.'













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My condition has been upgraded

from critical to stable

and I should eventually make a full recovery.
 
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