Only 60% of your weapons work.
So 40% of our weapons are damned good. And for the 21st century exists a rearmament plan. I had heard, that our soldiers will get boots. It will need some years or decades - but someone from our government promised this. Until the boots will come - with or without enemies - they will still have to use their Gucchi- and Prada shoes. Good shoes for music and dance pubs. And a good training: Who is not able to dance, is also not able to be a good soldier.
And not one of your submarines can take to water.
None? And I thought one is not defect and still on war patrol.
And we have people like you running Europe?
No problem. When the NATO shoots with an intermediate range nuke from Europe to Russia, then Putin will anyway destroy the USA with nukes too. And the US-American patriots have the same operational capability like our submarines. They are even better: They are not defect an don't do, what they should do. That's real perfection. On the other side ... ahem - no other side ... I guess we have to find out, where our not defect submarine is in the moment. Where - by the way - is Tipperary?