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Psaki Reminds Reporters That Biden Doesn't Speak for The President of The United States
Psaki Reminds Reporters That Biden Doesn't Speak For The President Of The United States
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a tense press conference Monday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki faced pointed questions about several Biden misstatements that led to chaos during his trip overseas. Psaki quickly reassured the gathered press that Biden doesn't speak for the President of the United States.
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a tense press conference Monday, Press Secretary Jen Psaki faced pointed questions about several Biden misstatements that led to chaos during his trip overseas. Psaki quickly reassured the gathered press that Biden doesn't speak for the President of the United States.
"The President has clearly said, and we agree, that Joe Biden does not speak for this administration," said Psaki to the confused reporters. "Nothing said by Biden should be misconstrued to reflect the official foreign policy of the President. This administration has been clear from the beginning, that we have always been clear about what we have been clear about, clearly."
"But Jen!" said a feisty Peter Doocy, "Don't you think these inconsistent statements could cause World War III and unleash CRT on our kids all at once? Why did Biden have to walk back his statements?"
"We would like to walk back the statement that we have ever walked back any statements," said a frustrated Psaki. "But if you find any statements that we have walked back let me know and we'll circle back later to walk back our walk-back."
Sources say Biden is now in his basement on tranquilizers until the administration can clarify what statements need to be walked back.
Commentary:
Progressive Maoist Democrats stung again by the Bee.
The Babylon Bee continues doing this. It's so close to the true that it is scary.
Indeed. The majority of Americans know that Biden is truly a pretender to the presidency, and he’s really a brain-addled straw man.
Biden is not the president, but he plays one in the national stage, but he does very poorly even as a farcical president.
Chauncy Gardner appears to be more in tune.
If Biden didn’t walk back what was walked back, was it walked back? Or did it even happen in the first place? Have we been victims of mass hysteria? Could have sworn that we had seen and heard what we had seen and heard...Maybe we're victims of mass dementia, and our friends and families don’t have the guts to tell us.