Ann Coulter:
"While other reporters waste their time examining Donald Trump's public statements, interviewing his high school classmates and poring over legal filings, investigative reporter Vicky Ward has produced the definitive book on our current president.
For example, did you know our president got breast implants in high school (Ivanka claimed she was just "curvy"), bought his way into Harvard (Jared is even dumber than you thought), and together have no books in their New York apartment? (Some dispute that there are
no books, citing "a few art books" or "decorator-curated books.")
Until Trump's nomination was a virtual lock, Jared was back in New York pretending not to be related to him.
Only after Trump had racked up a slew of primary wins did a lightbulb go on in Jared's head:
Hey! This presidential campaign could be great for business! According to a close associate, Jared viewed the campaign as a terrific "networking opportunity."
In no time, Trump was 16 points down and sinking fast. Steve Bannon was brought in, whereupon he promptly threw out all the Working Women's Intersectional Global Warming weeks and got back to Trump's issues.
of the five tracks at Jared's high school, he wasn't at the bottom of track one, perhaps suitable for a lesser Ivy League with solid SAT scores. He wasn't even in track two. Jared was in track three.
But now he has co-opted the Make America Great Again movement for his own personal advancement. I guess that makes him smarter than Trump.
Jared's BFF, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS), and the crown prince of Abu Dhabi, Muhammad bin Zayed (MBZ), refer to Jared as "the clown prince." Bone-cutter MBS assured those around him that he had Jared "in my pocket."
MBS and MBZ derided Jared's Middle East peace plan as infantile, while using him to achieve their objective: war with Qatar. According to an American businessman's leaked emails, their attitude was, "Nobody would even waste a cup of coffee on him if it wasn't for who he is married to."
As one former top White House official explained: "Jared never understands the details of anything. He's just impressed by names."
Following meetings at the White House and also with the Kushners over their 666 Fifth Avenue property, former Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Hamad bin Jassim reported back to the emir that "the people atop the new administration were heavily motivated by personal financial interest."
After Ivanka's speech introducing her father at the Republican National Convention -- rivaled only by Billy Carter's introduction of his brother, Jimmy! -- she tweeted from her personal account: "Shop Ivanka's look from her #RNC speech."
After the Trump family was interviewed on CBS's "60 Minutes," Ivanka's company emailed out a "style alert" advertising the $10,800 diamond bracelet she'd worn on the show -- "available from Ivanka Trump Fine Jewelry."
Ivanka has managed to win a slew of trademarks in China since her father became the Figurehead President, with several approvals being fast-tracked at about the same time Trump was hosting Chinese President Xi Jinping at Mar-a-Lago.
Instead of "Make America Great Again," the motto of the Trump presidency is, as one of Trump's legal spokesmen put it: "The advance team for Jared and Ivanka."
This is not what anyone voted for.
April 10, 2019 - ALL HAIL PRESIDENT JAVANKA!
