Power of Prayer

A real miracle would have been if god hadn't let him suffer a heat stroke.


It is what it is.

Yeah what a dick. Giving a guy a heat stroke just because.

you are a dick only.

And able to type? Now that would be a miracle.

Shut up

Scenario: A man's arm gets chopped off in a freak accident. He gets to live though. Miracle.
 
It is what it is.

Yeah what a dick. Giving a guy a heat stroke just because.

you are a dick only.

And able to type? Now that would be a miracle.

Shut up

Scenario: A man's arm gets chopped off in a freak accident. He gets to live though. Miracle.
What do you call a man with no arms and n legs at your front door?

Matt
 
It is what it is.

Yeah what a dick. Giving a guy a heat stroke just because.

you are a dick only.

And able to type? Now that would be a miracle.

Shut up

Scenario: A man's arm gets chopped off in a freak accident. He gets to live though. Miracle.
What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
 
It is what it is.

Yeah what a dick. Giving a guy a heat stroke just because.

you are a dick only.

And able to type? Now that would be a miracle.

Shut up

Scenario: A man's arm gets chopped off in a freak accident. He gets to live though. Miracle.
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Ilene
 
Yeah what a dick. Giving a guy a heat stroke just because.

you are a dick only.

And able to type? Now that would be a miracle.

Shut up

Scenario: A man's arm gets chopped off in a freak accident. He gets to live though. Miracle.
What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
 
A real miracle would have been if god hadn't let him suffer a heat stroke.


It is what it is.

Yeah what a dick. Giving a guy a heat stroke just because.

you are a dick only.

And able to type? Now that would be a miracle.

Shut up
I know... shut up.

They say humor is very healthy. God loves humor. He created it.
 

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