Political joke from National Review

[KarlMarx]

Kerry and Edwards are at McDonald's, doing some campaigning. An employee, in her excitement, spills some coffee on Kerry's hand. Edwards wants to sue - but Kerry wants to write it up for his fourth Purple Heart

 

[insein]

Brilliant. The funny thing is, they'll do both. Kerry will say he was caused undo anguish and sue, plus he'll push it through a for a purple heart and say he was receiving enemy fire from behind the counter.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

Brilliant. The funny thing is, they'll do both. Kerry will say he was caused undo anguish and sue, plus he'll push it through a for a purple heart and say he was receiving enemy fire from behind the counter.

Then say Bush was behind the whole thing while desperatley trying to get John McCain to kiss it and make it better.