Reminds me of the Polish Joke.
A man named Zebrowski wanted to join the military to help fight against the Nazi's of WWII.
He was cleared to go in, so went to basic training where he was taught how to kill those Democratic Socialist Workers Party members.
But when he went to collect his rifle, the military ran out of them, so said to Zeb, when you see the enemy point your finger and say "Bang, bang, shoot, shoot" and the enemy will fall down.
When Zeb got up to the end of the line for bayonets, they ran out again, so again the told Zeb to make his hand like a knife and say "Stab, stab, stab, and the enemy will fall down.
Later that week, Zeb heads off to the Rhineland and he is out there saying, Bang, bang, shoot, shoot, stab, stab, and within hours, all the enemy is dead around him but also his fellow soldiers.
He sees across the field one Nazi left slowing approaching him. He says
bang, bang, shoot, shoot, stab, stab, frantically as the fellow gets closer.
As Zeb breathes in his last breath, he hears the enemy saying "Tank, Tank, Tank"...