Poem on state of the union speech

[Votto]

Up and at ‘Em​

When this week began
I must admit that I was frightened
But since I heard that speech
I have to say I’ve been enlightened

What’s up is down. What’s dark is light
What’s bad is really good
It makes me so darn happy
That I’ve finally understood

So, drop those sourpusses friends
And swallow your invective
And try to see the issues
From the President’s perspective

Disasters can upset you
But only if you let them
The thing to do with failures
Is to instantly forget them

You can’t afford a fil-up
Or a new electric car
But now, I’m sure you realize
How much better off you are

Insulin syringes are so dear
That people hoard them
And stocks have dropped so low
That now more people can afford them

Things are so fantastic
Yet I think we must agree it
Happens that inflation
Makes it difficult to see it

Confidence is falling
And the deficit is large
But we should all be grateful
That adults are now in charge

His hand is on the tiller
And the course is sure and steady
Europe’s a catastrophe
Thank goodness we were ready.

Let’s rally round “Go get him!”
Till the challenges are met
There’s one thing I’m not sure of…
Who are we supposed to get?

Up and at 'Em - tarzanajoe.com

When this week began I must admit that I was frightened But since I heard that speech I have to say I’ve been enlightened What’s up is down. What’s dark is light What’s bad is really good It makes me so darn happy That I’ve finally understood So, drop those sourpusses friends And […]

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[Gabe Lackmann]

 

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[Votto]

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[Jim H - VA USA]

Up and at ‘Em​

When this week began
I must admit that I was frightened
But since I heard that speech
I have to say I’ve been enlightened

What’s up is down. What’s dark is light
What’s bad is really good
It makes me so darn happy
That I’ve finally understood

So, drop those sourpusses friends
And swallow your invective
And try to see the issues
From the President’s perspective

Disasters can upset you
But only if you let them
The thing to do with failures
Is to instantly forget them

You can’t afford a fil-up
Or a new electric car
But now, I’m sure you realize
How much better off you are

Insulin syringes are so dear
That people hoard them
And stocks have dropped so low
That now more people can afford them

Things are so fantastic
Yet I think we must agree it
Happens that inflation
Makes it difficult to see it

Confidence is falling
And the deficit is large
But we should all be grateful
That adults are now in charge

His hand is on the tiller
And the course is sure and steady
Europe’s a catastrophe
Thank goodness we were ready.

Let’s rally round “Go get him!”
Till the challenges are met
There’s one thing I’m not sure of…
Who are we supposed to get?

Up and at 'Em - tarzanajoe.com

When this week began I must admit that I was frightened But since I heard that speech I have to say I’ve been enlightened What’s up is down. What’s dark is light What’s bad is really good It makes me so darn happy That I’ve finally understood So, drop those sourpusses friends And […]

www.tarzanajoe.com

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Come 'ere darlin', give me one more sniff.

Ignoring inflation, Afghanistan and crime.
It was again Russia, Russia Russia, one more time.

Crazy Nancy applauded burn pits?!
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It was a weird victory speech for a failed regime.
My head was spinning, if you know what I mean.

Prices at the pump are up for me and you.
Because we cancelled Kaystone and approved Nord Stream 2.

Sadly there was no mention of drill baby drill.
Biden is still appeasing the Squad's anti-American will.

There's a crisis at the border, but he still let's them in.
Calling them the nicer Dreamers, instead of true illegal aliens.

Free stuff for all American men and women
I'll say it again, Let's go Brandon!

The most egregious he thing he said that was wrong...
Is that the State of the Union is strong.