PM Harrassment/Faking PMs

[JBeukema]

I'm glad. I'd miss you if you were gone. Nobody calls me a drunk quite like you.

you will never get into my pants.

no matter how hard you try to impress me.

btw, i usually call you out on abuse of power and generic idiocy.

for your benefit i blame it on alcohol.

I doubt you wear the brand of jeans I'd want to get in anyway. As you must have guessed, I'm a redneck and wear Wranglers.

Fag jeans.


Real men wear Carhartts

 

[JBeukema]

With Bermudas? Hmmm... I'd need to see a picture more pleasant than the one I'm envisioning.

Boots are light brown on bottom, hunter green on top with beautiful embroidering. $500. The cheapest pair of boots I own.

Only $500?

If it doesn't say Luchesse, it's not on my foot.

Need a Sharpie to write it on there?

 

[JBeukema]

s0n!

No mspaint?

Did you log into the wrong account?

 

[Samson]

Creating drama through PM on a message board is the pinnacle of adult human behavior.

i fear for our species

There's No Llama Like Message Board Llama

 

[L.K.Eder]

btw, faking PM's is something real lowlifes do.

that is claiming pm's were sent, when they weren't.

me, as admin, would put a stop to that lowlife behaviour.

Funny, you said exactly the opposite to me in a PM.

inconceivable, aal-mädel.

 

[jillian]

Creating drama through PM on a message board is the pinnacle of adult human behavior.

i fear for our species

There's No Llama Like Message Board Llama

awwwww... but it's so cute!!

 

[strollingbones]

may be cute but they spit

 

[Sunni Man]

Only $500?

If it doesn't say Luchesse, it's not on my foot.

You got that right.

My pride and joy are a pair of pre-ban Lucchese Classic anteater skins.

 

[Phoenix]

uh huh .... Wearing wranglers automatically negates sipping latte. You drink coffee black from a mug. That fru-fru juice crap is for sissies.

putting on a pair of wranglers isn't the same as being able to wear them.

Huge difference. HUGE.

 

[Phoenix]

Fag jeans.


Real men wear Carhartts

Wranglers are fag jeans, JB?

Them's fightin' words, youngster.

 

[Samson]

uh huh .... Wearing wranglers automatically negates sipping latte. You drink coffee black from a mug. That fru-fru juice crap is for sissies.

putting on a pair of wranglers isn't the same as being able to wear them.

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Huge difference. HUGE.

Huge as in long, wide, or both?

 

[Phoenix]

You come here attacking MY members and

So you're free game then?

I'll wax your ass so fast you won't know what hit you.

wait... what?

Chest waxing is extra, I think. But perhaps with your "special" talents, you can get it for free.

 

[Sunni Man]

Fag jeans.


Real men wear Carhartts

Wranglers are fag jeans, JB?

Them's fightin' words, youngster.

Real men wear Levi's

 

[Phoenix]

Beg to differ. (Although I've never spotted a man wearing Wranglers sipping a latte, not that they don't.) I once had a date with a guy, a business type, who wanted to see the Griffith Park Observatory, then maybe the zoo, and I casually mentioned I'd be dressing down--in jeans--so he showed up in Wranglers that had the creases freshly pressed into them. It was embarrassing. At least he wasn't wearing a Gucci belt.

Rodeo riders starch and press their jeans so much, the jeans can literally be stood up on their own. True story. I've personally pressed/starched/creased more than I care to remember.

BUT if the guy can't rock them - it's all a waste anyway.

 

[Phoenix]

Real men wear Levi's

Indeed they do, sir.

Still need the raw materials to work with to make em look smokin' though.

 

[Phoenix]

Huge as in long, wide, or both?

And good morning to you too, Samson, my dear.

 

[Samson]

Real men wear Levi's

Indeed they do, sir.

Still need the raw materials to work with to make em look smokin' though.

Like these guys?

 

[Phoenix]

Like these guys?

They do have the raw materials. Just looks as though they may be more interested in each other than me ...

 

[Samson]

Like these guys?

They do have the raw materials. Just looks as though they may be more interested in each other than me ...

I find the lizard tattoo disturbing.

I hope to gawd someone shoots me before I ever have a lizard tattooed coming out of my pants.

 

[Phoenix]

I find the lizard tattoo disturbing.

I hope to gawd someone shoots me before I ever have a lizard tattooed coming out of my pants.

How about an octopus?