You'd think that something as controversial as teaching masturbation in schools in SD would get a little press outside of the Brookings Register, but Google utterly fails to find a trace of it... well, except for the original thread started by "Jamie".
"south dakota" + masturbation - Google Search
Although it did turn up a few interesting links I bookmarked for later...
For laughs here's a list of news items from the Brookings Register about their schools. You don't have to read the whole list, I can tell ya upfront there's no mention of teaching masturbation in schools.
New Brookings school board sworn in
Two members of the Brookings School District Board of Education completed their terms Monday, and th
School board approves $27.6 million budget
The Brookings School District Board of Education at its July meeting approved a $27.6 million budget
School board hires Phase III architect
The Brookings School District Board of Education on Wednesday hired a Sioux Falls architectural firm
Stimulus funding $$ to shore up SD schools
Local and area school districts having trouble funding special education and low-income student prog
Employees bid farewell to Brookings School District
Twelve employees within the Brookings School District announced their plans to retire at the end of
More than 360 to graduate from area schools
Over the next few weekends , more than 360 students will graduate from local and area high schools.
School board looks at closed campus for frosh
The Brookings School District Board of Education spent more than an hour Monday discussing the curre
School guidelines for H1N1 change
"We had 1,800 letters ready to go, stuffed in envelopes and ready to mail. We pulled them. Good thin
School board ponders future, takes look at space issues
In a rare daytime meeting Monday, the Brookings School Board rolled up its collective sleeves and to
School district planning policy on cyberbullying
UberReview.com photo A message like this on a child?s computer constitutes cyberbullying, and local
Cossack athletes face tougher school standards
Sioux Valley athletes may have to adhere to stricter requirements with regard to grades and training
Area schools take final break before end of term
With the Easter holiday fast approaching, area students will be observing their last vacation before
School board members have desire to serve
There were three open positions to fill on the Brookings School District Board of Education, and th
Schools get heart-conscious with portable defibrillators
Kids die of heart failure, too. Every school year, it seems, there are reports of a child going into
No election for mayor, school board
The deadline for filing nominating petitions has passed, and all the candidates for the April 14 cit
School Board: One in, one out, one retiring
While one Brookings School District Board of Education member announces his decision to run for anot
High school talent show rescheduled
The Brookings High School Talent Show has been rescheduled, according to organizers.
The
School board settles on city land purchase
After more than a year of debate, the Brookings School District Board of Education unanimously moved
Petitions ready for council, school board seats
Local residents interested in running for one of three city council or three school board positions
SDSU wind center helps schools use, teach wind energy to kids
South Dakota State University faculty members and students are providing the expertise to help eleme
SDSU wind center helps schools use, teach wind energy to kids
South Dakota State University faculty members and students are providing the expertise to help eleme
Junior Achievement ethics course offered at Brookings High School
Junior Achievement of Brookings this week will implement "JA Excelling through Ethics," a one-day pr
School Board adds new terms for discrimination
Lawrence Novotny, of Brookings, requested that the Brookings School District Board of Education cons
Elkton schools to begin pilot laptop program
Seniors at Elkton High School this spring will have a whole new world opened up to them in the way o
Sioux Valley School Board considers 'laptop school' at Dec. 8 meeting
Three teachers appeared at the Dec. 8 Sioux Valley school board meeting to discuss with its members
School Board expands BHS summer school
Following the lead of a high school in southeastern South Dakota, Brookings School Board members act
Brookings schools to get much earlier start next fall
Brookings students will lose two weeks of their customary summer break in 2009, according to Superi
Council to sell property near new Camelot school
Brookings city councilors last week decided to sell some city land near the new Camelot Intermediat
Flandreau schools president takes leave
Flandreau School Board President Dave Ahlers has taken a leave of absence from his position in li
Board sets school transfer policy
The Brookings School Board on Monday passed a policy that will allow for "attendance grandfathering"
Merchant resigns from Brookings School Board
Members of the Brookings School District Board of Education will be one less as o f December. P a m
City schools to 'call home'
A little late in the game but with good intention Brookings schools have installed an instant messag
Groups, schools catching Christmas spirit
There is never a shortage of charities you can donate time and effort to around the holiday season,
School boundaries talk focuses on grandfathering students in '09
Brookings School District Board of Education members are still deciding exactly how the district wi
Elkton schools get automatic message system
Parents with children in the Elkton School District are now receiving automated, prerecorded message
School attendance zones proposed for 2009-10 term
Affecting the fewest families possible and equalization are the most important aspects, says Superi
Elkton School District opts out of its own opt-out
The Elkton Public School District is doing something almost unheard of these days it's giving money
Teens injured in Elkton school bus collision
Three teenagers, two from Elkton and the other from Aurora, sustained minor injuries Wednesday morni
Schools get A+ for test scores
Visitors at the first Brookings School Board meeting of the 2008-09 academic year left Monday night
Board begins to look at new school borders
The slight chill in the air over the past few days let residents know a new school year has begun, a
Schools polished and ready to welcome students
Going back to school that first day is a big deal. It takes a lot of preparation: there's the back-t
Council approves school district subsidy
Brookings city councilors decided unanimously on Tuesday evening that the city will pay the Brookin
School Board preps for Council
Monday's Brookings School District Board of Education meeting was a dress rehearsal for Superintende
Area districts set back-to-school events
Everyone is getting ready for the new school year, and the first day back in Brookings schools is a
School Board to review city subsidy
The issue of "in lieu of taxes," also known as the subsidy the Brookings School District receives fr
Back-to-school countdown has already begun
It's already back to school time as Brookings students, parents, teachers and staff get closer to t
Elkton district chosen for 'Winds for Schools'
The Elkton school system will soon have its own wind turbine cranking out electricity
The
2009 Brookings High School Athletic Awards - Most Inspirational Athlete
2009 Most Inspirational Athlete recipients include (from left): Front row - Morgan Fitts (girls' gol
City council considering 'Safe Routes to School'
City councilors last week discussed ways to create Safe Routes to School in Brookings.
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Ackman breaks school record at Drake Relays
Sara Ackman broke the school record in the discus for the South Dakota State track and field team at
Women's 4x400 relay team breaks SDSU school record
The Jackrabbit women?s track team once again competed at track meets in California and Iowa, and for
Schuh, Huss set school records at Duncan Invite
Stacy Huss and Michelle Schuch broke school records for the South Dakota State Jackrabbit women's tr
Jackrabbit men break school records
Two South Dakota State records fell at two different locations this weekend as the men's track team
Jacks break two school records at Iowa State
Two South Dakota State records fell at the second day of the Iowa State Classic held in Ames, Iowa h
School of Mines signs Luze
The South Dakota School of Mines women's basketball program along with head coach Barb Felderman are
Middle school window shot with pellet gun
Brookings police say someone used a BB or pellet gun to shoot a hole in a window at Mickelson Middle
Sale in school zone earns 2 years
A Brookings man who sold ecstasy near Central Elementary last May has been sentenced to two years in
Flandreau school board president arraigned
Flandreau School Board President Dave Ahlers made his first court appearance Wednesday on felony and