The GOP No-Hit Parade of Burnt Out Stars continues***
~~ In this week's episode ~~
Paul Ryan, who many heralded as the natural replacement for Uber-RINO John 'The Original Orange-Man' Boehner, is kicked with a jackboot to the curb. "WE DON'T NEED YOUR KIND IN THIS KOUNTRY RYAN! WE'LL FIND A REAL AMERICAN IN OUR NEXT OF KKKIN! And he'll, not SHE'LL by the way kommie, he'll do our bidding and investigate the investigators and their investigations, then we'll get more investigators to investigate those new investigators and their investigations. Money is no object! Since it isn't our money! If we have to we'll have the new Congress invite Putin in to give a speech in Congress and appoint him as President of the United States. That doesn't go by the rules in the Constitution? TOUGH RYAN. We don't follow YOUR rules anymore. We're taking this country back, back to a time when there was no Constitution and a strongman TOLD you un-American heathens there is no 'America' so you will do what you're told and shut up and like it. We like to think of him as just George. He was a real patriot who wanted to make the American Colonies great again and put a boot up the French's ass and not take shit from the indians (or the Cubs)."
~~ Next week: 9 Supreme Court justices? We don't need no stinkin' 9 justices! ~~
