It is well-known that the Amtrak facility in Beech Grove, IN (southeast side of Indianapolis) is being used as a FEMA re-education camp. I live close by, and yes, I am one of the administrators of the camp.
Rather than individually sending our Black Panther thugs out to kidnap you critics of DearLeader one-by-one, things would go smoother if you'd simply ship yourselves here. Please present yourself at the gate between the 7-8AM, Monday through Friday. Quote reference code 87KKF.
And if they try to send you away, that's just a test. Do not take "no" for an answer; demand to be interred.