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Dateline:
12.13.2009
1613 hrs MST
Headline: OSAMA BIN HAMMY IS CAPTURED
Today, in a daring Raid, members of the Elite Delta Force comprised of Colonal Wilhelm Klink and Sargent Hans Schultz captured OSAMA BIN HAMMY as he was hiding behind the Refigerator.
Sources reported that a mysterious source was pleading for the life of Osama Bin Hammy, when the raid was carried out. It appears that pressure from "Echo Zulu" to spare the life of the rodent forced authorities to take action before he could be killed.
Here is a link to the entire OBH episode
Osama bin Hammy is now being interrogated at an undisclosed location. Authorities that wish to remain unnamed state that the wayward Hamster was "very thirsty" and is under observation for possible stress related illness, but that he is "resting comfortably."
12.13.2009
1613 hrs MST
Headline: OSAMA BIN HAMMY IS CAPTURED
Today, in a daring Raid, members of the Elite Delta Force comprised of Colonal Wilhelm Klink and Sargent Hans Schultz captured OSAMA BIN HAMMY as he was hiding behind the Refigerator.
Sources reported that a mysterious source was pleading for the life of Osama Bin Hammy, when the raid was carried out. It appears that pressure from "Echo Zulu" to spare the life of the rodent forced authorities to take action before he could be killed.
Here is a link to the entire OBH episode
Osama bin Hammy is now being interrogated at an undisclosed location. Authorities that wish to remain unnamed state that the wayward Hamster was "very thirsty" and is under observation for possible stress related illness, but that he is "resting comfortably."
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