Open Letter to....

[Jimmyeatworld]

Quackenbush stated. It seems while he was standing in the cold with his tongue stuck to a swingset he-----

defenestrated in his pants. An odd sight, I must say. I took out my...

 

[no1tovote4]

lucky Field and Stream magazine and began to read. I found a great stream nearby in which to fish! Woohoo! I am on my way...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

to catching the worlds largest cold.
I hope I don't run into any....

 

[dilloduck]

lucky Field and Stream magazine and began to read. I found a great stream nearby in which to fish! Woohoo! I am on my way...

to hook that ugly carp that's floating upside down. I'm sure the French--

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

lucky Field and Stream magazine and began to read. I found a great stream nearby in which to fish! Woohoo! I am on my way...

to catching the worlds largest cold.
I hope I don't run into any....
ugly carp that's floating upside down. I'm sure the French--
(There, fixed it.)

 

[5stringJeff]

have already pre-emptively surrendered to all freshwater fish, just in case, but it would still be fun to see

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

them flop around on their belly.
Man if I only had a million dollars, I would....

 

[no1tovote4]

begin research for a cure for ugly nose hair. I think ugly nose hair is the cause of all....

 

[CSM]

begin research for a cure for ugly nose hair. I think ugly nose hair is the cause of all....

of all of Michael Moores insanity. He just cant seem to...

 

[no1tovote4]

to find his brown troll doll collection and is upset and thinks that....

 

[dilloduck]

to find his brown troll doll collection and is upset and thinks that....

the NAACP is probably the culprit because Jesse Jackson.....

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

the NAACP is probably the culprit because Jesse Jackson.....

...has been using them as love slaves. Which reminds me, I once saw Reggie Jackson...

 

[Dan]

Which reminds me, I once saw Reggie Jackson...

taking a crap in the middle of Times Square. I asked why he was doing that and someone told me...

 

[no1tovote4]

it was because Willie Mays wouldn't. So I went in search of Willie Mays so I could find out if this was true. Along the way I stopped by a burned down barn.....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

that doubled as a strip club. It sure was cold in there.
The funny thing was that all the girls were.....

 

[CSM]

over 50 and had terminal acne. Continuing on my journey, I

 

[no1tovote4]

first tried to pick several of them up, but none of them wanted to "leave all this", they must all be lesbian, I thought to myself. One of them slapped me, I must have said it aloud.

Since none of them wanted to come along in my search for truth I told them to watch for Willie and when he stopped by to....

 

[CSM]

first tried to pick several of them up, but none of them wanted to "leave all this", they must all be lesbian, I thought to myself. One of them slapped me, I must have said it aloud.

Since none of them wanted to come along in my search for truth I told them to watch for Willie and when he stopped by to....

apply for a part time DJ job, he

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

only played Polka music, but he was the best damn Polka DJ EVER.
Before I walked out of the door, I stopped by the .....

 

[CSM]

only played Polka music, but he was the best damn Polka DJ EVER.
Before I walked out of the door, I stopped by the .....

men's room. There were urinals but they had all been signed and labelled as art, therefore I could not