Open Letter to....

[Said1]

fishing in your aquarium.

I also learned just the other day that Bob Newhart...

really IS an elf and hopes that in the future ........

 

[no1tovote4]

elf defenestration becomes much less of a problem. He has begun forming a coalition of short....

 

[Bonnie]

elf defenestration becomes much less of a problem. He has begun forming a coalition of short....

Manequines with troll like qualities and webbed hands..........

 

[no1tovote4]

that can climb walls and sit like gargoyles to watch over the cities of the world. He calls them his....

 

[Bonnie]

that can climb walls and sit like gargoyles to watch over the cities of the world. He calls them his....

His guardians of all that is righteous...........

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

and he feeds them peanut butter with Bologna.
They like to

 

[Bonnie]

and he feeds them peanut butter with Bologna.
They like to

Cut the crust off the bread and spread the peanut butter..

 

[no1tovote4]

pick noses, but not necessarily their own so it is best to avoid them. Eventually he thinks that with them and a sack of toilet paper he can....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

take over the world. If he can stop them from spreading peanut butter on there
nipples. They like to do that and have pillow fights untill....

 

[no1tovote4]

they can't move anymore and they all fall on the floor and start designing dragonfighting machines with crayons and cocoa pebbles. They think that these machines will be instrumental....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

to the death of all cartoons.
They still have some bugs to work out though.
They can't seem to get....

 

[no1tovote4]

the needlepoint right, and some of the parts are rather rare. Especially the Stretch Armstrong toys needed for the....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

flux capacitor. geez we could only find one of those at...

 

[no1tovote4]

your house. He was intertwined with a Marvin Martian doll and stuffed into a chocolate cake. The chocolate ruined the flux capabilities so we have still been searching for a replacement. At least all those half-eaten cheetos have come in handy, we used them for...

 

[Bonnie]

your house. He was intertwined with a Marvin Martian doll and stuffed into a chocolate cake. The chocolate ruined the flux capabilities so we have still been searching for a replacement. At least all those half-eaten cheetos have come in handy, we used them for...

Insulating our flight suits, and reclining chairs as it would be along time till we.............

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

can fix our rodeo bull. I think his name is....

 

[no1tovote4]

Gargantua and was somehow related to some porn star.

We just found out that Mr Jingles wasn't really a mouse but a....

 

[manu1959]

Gargantua and was somehow related to some porn star.

We just found out that Mr Jingles wasn't really a mouse but a....

a large trouser trout with a fatal..........

 

[no1tovote4]

de-attachment syndrome. We have been looking for it's rightful owner, one Mr. ......

 

[dilloduck]

Quackenbush stated. It seems while he was standing in the cold with his tongue stuck to a swingset he-----