One of the hazards of owning a very sharp knife.

[RWNJ]

I didn't have toenail clippers, so I was using my knife to trim my toenails. Just goes to show that no matter how careful you are, accidents happen. Took the entire epidermis off. Bled like a stuck pig.

 

[OldLady]

That doesn't look like your toe.

 

[RWNJ]

That doesn't look like your toe.

Ha ha. I didn't say I cut my toe.

 

[RWNJ]

That doesn't look like your toe.

Believe it or not, I cut the thumb on the same hand that was holding the knife. Like I said. It was very sharp. It could have easily severed a ligament. I was lucky.

 

[OldLady]

That doesn't look like your toe.

Believe it or not, I cut the thumb on the same hand that was holding the knife. Like I said. It was very sharp. It could have easily severed a ligament. I was lucky.

You should put a bandaid on it. Hands get grubby.

 

[RWNJ]

That doesn't look like your toe.

Believe it or not, I cut the thumb on the same hand that was holding the knife. Like I said. It was very sharp. It could have easily severed a ligament. I was lucky.

You should put a bandaid on it. Hands get grubby.

Already done. It took almost an hour to stop the bleeding. Fortunately, it doesn't hurt much.

 

[OldLady]

That doesn't look like your toe.

Believe it or not, I cut the thumb on the same hand that was holding the knife. Like I said. It was very sharp. It could have easily severed a ligament. I was lucky.

You should put a bandaid on it. Hands get grubby.

Already done. It took almost an hour to stop the bleeding. Fortunately, it doesn't hurt much.

Next time, I would wait 'til you find the clippers. Coulda taken your eye out.

 

[RWNJ]

That doesn't look like your toe.

Believe it or not, I cut the thumb on the same hand that was holding the knife. Like I said. It was very sharp. It could have easily severed a ligament. I was lucky.

You should put a bandaid on it. Hands get grubby.

Already done. It took almost an hour to stop the bleeding. Fortunately, it doesn't hurt much.

Next time, I would wait 'til you find the clippers. Coulda taken your eye out.

GOOD GRIEF! I'm not THAT clumsy!

 

[Muhammed]

That doesn't look like your toe.

Believe it or not, I cut the thumb on the same hand that was holding the knife. Like I said. It was very sharp. It could have easily severed a ligament. I was lucky.

You should put a bandaid on it. Hands get grubby.

Already done. It took almost an hour to stop the bleeding. Fortunately, it doesn't hurt much.

Next time, I would wait 'til you find the clippers. Coulda taken your eye out.

 

[RWNJ]

That doesn't look like your toe.

Believe it or not, I cut the thumb on the same hand that was holding the knife. Like I said. It was very sharp. It could have easily severed a ligament. I was lucky.

You should put a bandaid on it. Hands get grubby.

Already done. It took almost an hour to stop the bleeding. Fortunately, it doesn't hurt much.

Next time, I would wait 'til you find the clippers. Coulda taken your eye out.

I get no respect.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

"One of the hazards of owning a very sharp knife."

…and only half a brain.

 

[hjmick]

 

[monkrules]

I didn't have toenail clippers, so I was using my knife to trim my toenails. Just goes to show that no matter how careful you are, accidents happen. Took the entire epidermis off. Bled like a stuck pig.

Should have used a spoon. Lol...


More seriously, I ran into a guy in a hardware store one day who was buying a small pair of dykes. Because mens' toenails are so thick and tough, that's what he uses as toenail trimmers. That might be a good idea.