Oh God They're Breeding!

[NATO AIR]

the french make love more than any other nation... that means more frogs... yikes
i want all americans, as your patriotic duty of the month (besides voting soon) to go home and make love to your wife or husband, girlfriend or boyfriend... then do it again, and again, and again. and keep doing it. if you don't want to do it because they do something wrong, tell them now and get it fixed so you can get back on the program. we can't let the french beat us....

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/10/12/sex.survey.reut/index.html

Poll: France world's sexiest nation
Asian countries lag behind
Wednesday, October 13, 2004 Posted: 0345 GMT (1145 HKT)

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- France is well positioned as the world's sexiest nation, according to a global survey of lovemaking published on Tuesday.

In a poll of more than 350,000 people, condom maker Durex found that lovers across the globe are having sex an average of 103 times per year, but the French are living up to their romantic reputation with an average of 137 times.

Greeks and Hungarians followed close behind, with averages of 133 and 131 times a year.

Americans, who topped the charts in 2000 at 132 times a year, have since fallen to the middle of the pack scoring just 111 times, suggesting they have either changed their habits in the bedroom or the way they respond to the survey.

They are now tied with Israelis and beat Spaniards by a single extra annual lovemaking bout.

Asian countries lag behind in the love stakes with the Japanese managing just 46 times per year and those in Hong Kong and Singapore just 79 times.

"As it was a Web-based survey, people could be very frank about their sex lives -- possibly even more so than with their partners," said Rosie Lodge, a spokeswoman for Durex.

"The results show the wide spectrum of sexual experience and attitudes across the globe and the high number of respondents ... shows that people are growing increasingly willing to talk about sex and their particular likes and dislikes."

Britons lead the pack when it comes to foreplay, devoting an average of 22.5 minutes compared to a global average of 19.7.

The fastest lovers were the Thais with just 11.5 minutes.

But despite their efforts on foreplay, Britons appear to be among the least satisfied by their sexual experiences, with a third saying they had faked an orgasm in the last year.

The Macedonians were the most satisfied with only 13 percent saying they had faked an orgasm and the Japanese are the least satisfied at 40 percent.

The survey found that half of all respondents were more worried about HIV/AIDS than any other sexually transmitted disease.

But a troubling 35 percent of people who took part in the survey admitted to having had unprotected sex without knowing their partner's sexual history.

Those most likely to throw caution to the wind were the Danes and the Swedes, both on 64 percent, followed by the Japanese, Norwegians and South Africans, all at 58 percent.

When it comes to spicing up sex lives, pornography emerged as the most popular choice, with more than a third of lovers worldwide admitting to having used porn.

Pleasure-enhancing condoms were second and bondage equipment such as blindfolds and handcuffs third.

Copyright 2004 Reuters. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

 

[dmp]

does that 111 times per year only include 'with a partner'?

 

[NATO AIR]

does that 111 times per year only include 'with a partner'?

forgive me i'm ignorant... what do you mean by "only" with a partner? what do you mean with yourself? :scratch:

 

[lilcountriegal]

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- France is well positioned as the world's sexiest nation, according to a global survey of lovemaking published on Tuesday.

In a poll of more than 350,000 people, condom maker Durex found that lovers across the globe are having sex an average of 103 times per year, but the French are living up to their romantic reputation with an average of 137 times.

*sigh*. Well, I will volunteer to do it 30 extra times a year to make up the slack. I understand its my patriotic duty.

It might make my boyfriend a little sore, but what the hell.... he should just take one for the team!

 

[NATO AIR]

*sigh*. Well, I will volunteer to do it 30 extra times a year to make up the slack. I understand its my patriotic duty.

It might make my boyfriend a little sore, but what the hell.... he should just take one for the team!

you slave driver!

 

[lilcountriegal]

you slave driver!

Not hardly.... I could actually be like the french and refuse to shave for a month before. Could make the situation a bit "hairy".

:cof:

 

[NATO AIR]

Not hardly.... I could actually be like the french and refuse to shave for a month before. Could make the situation a bit "hairy".

:cof:

damn good point :teeth:

 

[Avatar4321]

First, hopefully their condoms are strong

Second, kinda easier to have a higher average when all the men are at home doing nothing but getting drunk off their wine and fat off their cheese. American men are out protecting their nation. They dont have the privelage to be home with their women all the time.

Third, ill have to get married soon and help increase the average for Americans. I can only hope that my little effort will put us over 200 times a year on average :happy2:

 

[dmp]

First, hopefully their condoms are strong

...ill have to get married soon and help increase the average for Americans. I can only hope that my little effort will put us over 200 times a year on average :happy2:

Do you know the most effective cure for Nymphomania in women?

















Wedding Cake.




'tis true.

 

[NATO AIR]

First, hopefully their condoms are strong

Second, kinda easier to have a higher average when all the men are at home doing nothing but getting drunk off their wine and fat off their cheese. American men are out protecting their nation. They dont have the privelage to be home with their women all the time.

Third, ill have to get married soon and help increase the average for Americans. I can only hope that my little effort will put us over 200 times a year on average :happy2:

:clap1: great point about french men vs. american men

 

[Avatar4321]

:clap1: great point about french men vs. american men

I should also point out that those at home seem to have picked up alot of the slack

 

[NATO AIR]

I should also point out that those at home seem to have picked up alot of the slack

yay! to couch potatoes... :usa: