A Palestinian father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."
A man goes into a sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. The assistant asks him whether he wants a Christian one or a Muslim one. The customer asks what's the difference. The assistant says that you need a pump for the Christian doll, but the Muslim one blows itself up.