Official Election results thread

[Scorpion]

PODESTA (NOT HILLARY) IS GOING TO SPEAK TO THE CROWD... what happened to her?

Her head exploded and she's beating up Bill with a lamp

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

People of Hispanic heritage that were able to get here and become citizens, yet now they want to stop other people of Hispanic heritage from coming here and becoming citizens... why is this such a difficult thing to understand? Can someone back me up here and tell me I'm not crazy?

Legally is the operative word missing.

They want less immigration, not just legal immigration.

Yep. Open borders up to persecuted Afrikaans and Europeans.

Open borders to anyone who speaks English and passes heavy vetting.

Under Trump? Open borders for only hot women that have more than a B cup. Because a flat chested woman can't be a 10.

Will their be a path to citizenship in the form of government funded breast implants?
I figure we could get mexico to pay for it.

 

[FA_Q2]

I need to hurry and graduate next semester and then find a job in another country for 4 years.

Because that is a well reasoned response to a candidate you did not support winning the presidency.

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

Shucks! How did the faceless pollsters get it wrong? Darn'd it!

How did pollsters get Trump, Clinton election so wrong?

 

[Flash]

PODESTA (NOT HILLARY) IS GOING TO SPEAK TO THE CROWD... what happened to her?

She is probably on the phone begging Obama to quickly grant her a pardon before Trump is sworn in.

 

[Lewdog]

Legally is the operative word missing.

They want less immigration, not just legal immigration.

Yep. Open borders up to persecuted Afrikaans and Europeans.

Open borders to anyone who speaks English and passes heavy vetting.

Under Trump? Open borders for only hot women that have more than a B cup. Because a flat chested woman can't be a 10.

Will their be a path to citizenship in the form of government funded breast implants?
I figure we could get mexico to pay for it.

They can trade military service for breast implants.

 

[Mrs. M.]

I just read on here that OAN called it and Trump is our new president!

 

[Lewdog]

I need to hurry and graduate next semester and then find a job in another country for 4 years.

Because that is a well reasoned response to a candidate you did not support winning the presidency.

No? Because I know how much he is going to **** up this country. This country will end up being more politically and racially divided than it ever was under Obama.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

They want less immigration, not just legal immigration.

Yep. Open borders up to persecuted Afrikaans and Europeans.

Open borders to anyone who speaks English and passes heavy vetting.

Under Trump? Open borders for only hot women that have more than a B cup. Because a flat chested woman can't be a 10.

Will their be a path to citizenship in the form of government funded breast implants?
I figure we could get mexico to pay for it.

They can trade military service for breast implants.

Why would a dude get breast implants?

 

[Flash]

 

[Jackson]

God will handle it.

How does your God handle life-long adulterers and ***** grabbers who shamelessly lie while shaking a bible in your gullible face?

Don't be that hard on Bill tonight. Come on.

Trump said something dirty in a private conversation with someone 11 years ago. Your candidate has been cussing Secret Service and her own staff for decades and they say she cursed worse than anyone they ever heard in their life yet I haven't heard you mention that. Hillary just blew up recently at her own Chairman Donna Brazille and cussed in front of an NBC Executive because Matt Lauer asked a question that wasn't pre-approved by her during a Forum. Presidential? Calm and steady? I think not.

Look. Trump had a potty mouth 11 years ago. Hillary Clinton had multiple criminal investigations going on by the FBI while she was running for the highest office in the land up until a week ago. The NYPD said that what they found on Wiener's laptop is enough to send her and her friends to prison for life. There is simply no comparison. I'll take Mr. Potty mouth (from 11 years ago). Thank you.

SAID SOMETHING? That is a crazy statement.

The guy had three wifes, openly cheated on them and was talking about ***** grabbing married women while married to the last one! A testimony many women corroborated in detail.

He couldn't even quote even one line out of his MOST FAVORITE BOOK EVER.

And Hillary put our secrets open to enemy nations. I'll take a man who ended his marriages..he did it honestly. Now, let's talk about Bill Clinton.

 

[Lewdog]

Yep. Open borders up to persecuted Afrikaans and Europeans.

Open borders to anyone who speaks English and passes heavy vetting.

Under Trump? Open borders for only hot women that have more than a B cup. Because a flat chested woman can't be a 10.

Will their be a path to citizenship in the form of government funded breast implants?
I figure we could get mexico to pay for it.

They can trade military service for breast implants.

Why would a dude get breast implants?

Well I guess the men could get penis implants... we all know how much importance Trump places on penis size. He'll want all his soldiers to be HUGGGGGGGGE!

 

[Jackson]

Why isn't Fox News calling it yet?

They want to be sure.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Open borders to anyone who speaks English and passes heavy vetting.

Under Trump? Open borders for only hot women that have more than a B cup. Because a flat chested woman can't be a 10.

Will their be a path to citizenship in the form of government funded breast implants?
I figure we could get mexico to pay for it.

They can trade military service for breast implants.

Why would a dude get breast implants?

Well I guess the men could get penis implants... we all know how much importance Trump places on penis size. He'll want all his soldiers to be HUGGGGGGGGE!

Nope...only chicks will be considered.
And only if they're hot.

 

[FA_Q2]

And the Dems import people who will always vote for them, only when they don't BECAUSE THEY DONT EANT TO COMPETE FOR RESOURCES You call them shameful. SHAME ON YOU,

Again... WTF are you talking about? You think it is ok to make a better life for yourself, and once you get there you want to hold everyone down? That's your approach on life?

When you allow uneducated, drug dealers and criminals come to our country, it usurps the resources of our country. They should be "accepted" to come to our country just as they do us.

Jesus... NOT ALL HISPANICS ARE UNEDUCATED CRIMINAL DRUG DEALERS.

Where the **** is your family tree from? Are you one of those violent criminal drunk Irish?

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You are the one demanding that anyone is referring to all Hispanics.

Everyone else is referring only to those that are in the country illegally and even then no one is saying all of them are drug dealers. They are, however, criminals by the definition of the word.

No... I'll say this just one more time. Many Hispanics in Florida, some say 50%, voted for Trump because they want stricter immigration and fewer immigrants allowed into the U.S. What's the problem with this? It's because many of them are here in the U.S because of immigration. They are already U.S. citizens, but now they want to make it harder for Hispanics just like them to get to the U.S. and become citizens. That's just wrong.

Let me give you an example... We are in a pit full of snakes, and fortunately for me, I can jump up and grab the ledge and pull myself up out of the pit. So then I'm left with two choices. I can give you a big middle finger and get out of dodge, so that I don't have to worry about you following as extra baggage, or I can reach down into the pit and help pull you out. These Hispanics in my mind are giving a big **** you to hopeful Hispanic immigrants.

You are conflating those that come here illegally and those that come here legally.

 

[Ame®icano]

Hillary is not going to give a speech.

She's busy wiping out the Foundation server. With a cloth.

 

[Lewdog]

Again... WTF are you talking about? You think it is ok to make a better life for yourself, and once you get there you want to hold everyone down? That's your approach on life?

When you allow uneducated, drug dealers and criminals come to our country, it usurps the resources of our country. They should be "accepted" to come to our country just as they do us.

Jesus... NOT ALL HISPANICS ARE UNEDUCATED CRIMINAL DRUG DEALERS.

Where the **** is your family tree from? Are you one of those violent criminal drunk Irish?

?

You are the one demanding that anyone is referring to all Hispanics.

Everyone else is referring only to those that are in the country illegally and even then no one is saying all of them are drug dealers. They are, however, criminals by the definition of the word.

No... I'll say this just one more time. Many Hispanics in Florida, some say 50%, voted for Trump because they want stricter immigration and fewer immigrants allowed into the U.S. What's the problem with this? It's because many of them are here in the U.S because of immigration. They are already U.S. citizens, but now they want to make it harder for Hispanics just like them to get to the U.S. and become citizens. That's just wrong.

Let me give you an example... We are in a pit full of snakes, and fortunately for me, I can jump up and grab the ledge and pull myself up out of the pit. So then I'm left with two choices. I can give you a big middle finger and get out of dodge, so that I don't have to worry about you following as extra baggage, or I can reach down into the pit and help pull you out. These Hispanics in my mind are giving a big **** you to hopeful Hispanic immigrants.

You are conflating those that come here illegally and those that come here legally.

No... I have not mentioned anything about illegal immigrants this entire time. I'm talking about Hispanics wanting to lower the number of immigrants and make the laws stricter.

 

[Jackson]

Hillary not showing up...what a slug.

 

[Flash]

The Democrats are sending their people home.

She knows she lost.

Good riddance!

 

[TemplarKormac]

Why isn't Fox News calling it yet?

They want to be sure.

I understand wanting to get it right... but this is ridiculous.