How may people does it take to change a light bulb in a black persons home?
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Mohammed's giving a sermon. Every so often he pauses and his head shakes violently to the side. One of his disciples whispers in his ear, "Mohammed are you okay?" to which he replies, "Yes it's nothing, just a little tick I have."
Hundreds of years later, Muslims imitating everything Mohammed does imitate his tick the best they can...
- Copyright, John Smith
Ok- This guy stops in at the local pub for a cold one and as he is bellying up to the bar he looks down at the end to see a gorilla. Surprised, he asked why there was a gorilla sitting at the bar. The barkeep responds,
'he does tricks'
Really? Like what kind of tricks?
The barkeep responds,
'Here watch.. I'll show you'
So the barkeep walks down to the end of the bar, reaches behind the counter, and comes out swinging
WHAM goes a baseball bat off the gorillas head
Promptly the gorilla drops to its knees and begins to smoke the barkeeps pole. Shortly thereafter he quickly composes himself and scampers over to ask the patron what he thought of the gorilla and his gifted tricks?
The patron was indeed amazed and just couldn't believe what he just witnessed. So he says;
'You know, that was pretty impressive. Never seen anything like it.'
The barkeep responds
'Yea, I know. I hear that often. Do you want me to show you the trick again?'
The patron says
'Sure, but just don't hit me so hard'
-Geaux