"Donald Trump consulted a fortune teller..."

[Dante]

I know, I know...

But this one never gets tiresome, and the more time passes by with Trump in office, the more it appears to be not a joke at all -- but a look into the actual future.

Trump consulted a fortune teller to learn what day would be his last.

The fortune teller said: you will die on a national holiday.

Which one?

The fortune teller said: you will die on a national holiday.

What year?

The fortune teller said: you will die on a national holiday.

Is that all you can tell me?

The fortune teller said: think about it.

note: HE'S PUBLICLY CELEBRATED THE DEATHS OF OTHERS.

 

[Winston]

I know, I know...

But this one never gets tiresome, and the more time passes by with Trump in office, the more it appears to be not a joke at all -- but a look into the actual future.

Trump consulted a fortune teller to learn what day would be his last.

The fortune teller said: you will die on a national holiday.

Which one?

The fortune teller said: you will die on a national holiday.

What year?

The fortune teller said: you will die on a national holiday.

Is that all you can tell me?

The fortune teller said: think about it.

note: HE'S PUBLICLY CELEBRATED THE DEATHS OF OTHERS.

He may very well be able to find an astrologer that would calculate his likely day of death, usually get it within a few days. But to do so is considered highly unethical.

 

[my2¢]

note: HE'S PUBLICLY CELEBRATED THE DEATHS OF OTHERS.

note: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery