I asked the gas station attendant to "Fill 'er up". He asked me, "Regular?" I said, "No. Obamagas."
Since then, my car has been getting 73 miles per gallon and I started getting HBO and Starz for free on my cable TV system!

Wait -- "Gas station attendant"? You have to go out to get it? The O'bama delivers mine personally, right to the house.
Thanks Obamagas.


