Well, I changed my mind and feel like putting a partisan hack in his place so here I go: (Oh, and I love how ALL of this is unsourced)
Most of what you say about Clinton is bullshit (Enron is Bush's fault by the way) and the "wall" which of you speak of was because of Nixon. Meanwhile, Bush took so much inaction before 9/11.
1.) Executive experience was required since when? Last I checked, John McCain didn't have any. Besides, the last President with "Executive Experience" was Dubya. So lets face it, we don't need a president with any of that at the moment.
2.) Guilty by Association? Jesus, I guess that makes everybody in the entire world bad people.
3.) He has loyalty to his friends and mentors but he doesn't go lock and step with the others who have views he disagrees with.
4.) He wrote his books, it's claims like these that you get in the conspiracy forum.
5.) Again, he meets the Constitutional requirements to POTUS and you have not proven he was born outside the U.S.
6.) Rev. Wright wasn't all wrong. The only part you can really disagree with is the more extremist things like the god damn America and maybe the whole AIDS portion of what he said. He was right on many things though.
7. Again, no.
8.) He was never willing to surrender Iraq. Even Bush admits that Al Qaeda was not in Iraq until WE INVADED. So epic fail on that. Besides, whether we leave 1 or 100 years from now; Iraq will have a civil war even if there is a government in place unless you start killing off one side of people there.
9.) Again, no; but nice try. No double talk.
10.) Cause I suppose extreme Liberals vote for FISA? Besides, he was voted most Liberal perhaps because he disagreed with Bush's policies more then anyone? Which taken into context, is great.
11.) Again, wrong.
12.) The whole Canadian officals story was later proven false; again epic fail.
13.) He wants to bring respect to America by giving these terrorists a trial after 7+ years and by doing so will bring somewhat closure to these families affected.
14.) Take his first press conference out of what it was all you want, he already apologized. It took Bush about 6-8 years to do that for any of his misakes.
15.) News Flash: Constitution isn't perfect. And link?
16.) He's not taking away your precious Rush and Hannity; calm down.
17.) Again, wrong on the unions.
18.) Again, take his views out of context all you want; the truth is out there. Besides, mind naming what allies we have exactly? Saudi Arabia and Pakistan who have even worse human right records then Saddam? The Democratic Republic of Congo? Iceland? Canada and U.K; both countries who gave little troops to Iraq and are withdrawing.
19.) He wants to reduce irrational military spending. We spend too much when compared to the second highest military spender (China) and get less for our buck.
20.) One of his main goals is energy independence; epic fail is you.
21.) Again, he's not going to hamper economic recovery but thanks for playing.
22.) America is one of the few countries that are better then 3rd world to NOT USE Universal Health Care. Obviously it works, and it's a injustice to have 40 million Americans uninsured in the "richest nation on earth".
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Part 2:
1.) You can thank Hawaii for that, they have it; not him.
2.) No such thing.
3.) You can, how about George Obama? Oh wait, he's already said that the right wing smear machine has told lies about his life by saying he lives on $1 a day,etc.
4.) Private matter, you want something out of him you'd ask from no other President.
5.) Private matter, you want something out of him you'd ask from no other President.
6.) Private matter, you want something out of him you'd ask from no other President.
7.) Private matter, you want something out of him you'd ask from no other President.
8.) I can read Mein Kampf, doesn't make me a nazi. It's calling seeing what the other side has to say; what makes them tick in order to understand them better.
9.) Private matter, you want something out of him you'd ask from no other President.
10.) Private matter, you want something out of him you'd ask from no other President.
11.) Private matter, you want something out of him you'd ask from no other President.
12.) Sure you can see his voting record.
13.)

One of the most valuable things in America (his small donors list). The Republican Party would drink it's own pee to get it's hands on such a list.
14.) Private matter, you want something out of him you'd ask from no other President. Besides, he has already had a medical health evaluation of him released. His only problem really is smoking which won't affect him for the next 8 years; most likely 28 years from now.
15.)
Inside the Obama Ayers Chicago Annenberg Challenge Records : NO QUARTER
Epic fail
16.) Links to such things about the Kenyan Prime Minister? Furthermore, you're going to blame Obama for RAILA'S SUPPORTERS?
17.) Sure you can, Obama has answered many questions on such associations.
18.) Link?
19.) Private matter, you want something out of him you'd ask from no other President. I don't see you asking for the minutes from Cheney and Bush's meeting with companies like Hailburton; the first people they met in the White House after he took office.
20.) Again, no shadow but try again.
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Part Three:
1.) How do you define Communist Sympathizer? People who don't want them dead? Communism and Socialism are two different things. Milwaukee voted in three socialist mayors past 1910 by the way which helped make Milwaukee the successful city it is today.
2.) He was a influence on helping Obama find his present identity as a African American. He was not a political influence. Furthermore, stop playing petty Jerry Springer games. This is why your bullshit is in the conspiracy forum. I'm also pretty sure Frank wasn't a child molestor.
3.) You can't prove such things about Michelle wanting to seperate whites/blacks and has shown no evidence of such. Is there something wrong with people supposedly having bitter outlooks on life and America? She has neither by the way.
4.) Several great people used Saul's methods in community organzing. That is not to say that Obama didn't have other influences.
5.) Again, trying to link Acorn and Obama is bullshit.
6.) Tony Rezko and the Obama connection already has been well refuted.
7.) William Ayers? Really? You're going to dig that deep into the barrel? Try again.
8.) See #7
9.) See earlier comments on Wright.
Jeremiah Wright controversy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This is the full context that you harp on:
The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then wants us to sing 'God Bless America.' No, no, no, not God Bless America. God damn America — that's in the Bible — for killing innocent people. God damn America, for treating our citizens as less than human. God damn America, as long as she tries to act like she is God, and she is supreme. The United States government has failed the vast majority of her citizens of African descent
For all the things I bolded, the sad thing is he's mostly right.
10.) See #9.
11.)
Newsmax.com – Who is Khalid al-Mansour?
12.) Care to comment on the fact McCain gave money to Rashid Khalidi?
13.)
Michael Pfleger - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
14.) James Meeks is not racist but try again. He also just won reelection in 2006 for the Ill senate.
15.) We already been over this.
16.) And where are you commenting on McCain's lobbyest filled campaign? Furthermore, I didn't know having money raised for you and taking advice made you a criminal.
17.) Really? REALLY? You're going after the Million Man March? How fucking desperate.
18,19,20.) People can be part of whatever religion they like. Any proof they are racist/anti-semites?
21,22,23,24) Just wondering, if someone is a member of Islam do you automatically put the words Anti-Semite and Race to their names? Also, links.
25.) I'm not even going to address Weather Underground for the 4th time in this thread.
26.) Any evidence that he has major connections other then the fact they have the same father?
27.) Really, going after his Aunt who is currently in court trying to stay in America? Desperate.
28.) Innocent before Proven Guilty as with many people on this list. Connections do not mean guilty but try again.
29.) See #28.
For those of you who want to use these mischaracterizations, bullshit, and lies as talking points; be my guest. However, expect to be shown as a fool for doing so. It's a sad fact that people like Gord have to attack Obama because they can't attack him personally. He's not a idiot like Bush; he's not a womanizer, he has no criminal record, he has admitted upfront to what drugs he has used, he went to college on his own merits,etc.
So when one cannot attack the merits of one's character; they go after people they either are family, friends/former friends, or associated with.
All in all, nice and try for this giant copypasta post of yours; but to sum it up:
