NOT The Onion: Big Brian May hospitalized after tearing butt muscle "to shreds" while gardening

[basquebromance]

what a way to go!

Brian May Hospitalized After Tearing Butt Muscle To Shreds While Gardening

Brian May was hospitalized earlier this week because he tore his butt muscles “to shreds” in “a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening.” The Queen guitarist and astrophysicist revealed the news in an Instagram post with a photo of him wearing a mask and a video of him rolling through the...

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[bluzman61]

what a way to go!

Brian May Hospitalized After Tearing Butt Muscle To Shreds While Gardening

Brian May was hospitalized earlier this week because he tore his butt muscles “to shreds” in “a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening.” The Queen guitarist and astrophysicist revealed the news in an Instagram post with a photo of him wearing a mask and a video of him rolling through the...

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BUTT, BUTT, you SURELY CAN'T be serious! Well, it appears you ARE, and PLEASE call me Shirley...............!

 

[JGalt]

That's a likely story.

 

[justinacolmena]

That guy's sure making a lot of money for being all butthurt in his fa660tty ass.

 

[bluzman61]

That's a likely story.

Well, Brian IS an astrophysicist, he MAY (pun IS intended) have torn up his butt looking for Klingons around HIS anus!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Maybe he was weeding the cucumber row?

 

[White 6]

Who was weeding behind him?

 

[basquebromance]

Who was weeding behind him?

me

 

[Muhammed]

 

[bluzman61]

Hilarious! Thanks for the post. This happened to one of MANY drummers that played for Spinal Tap over the years. Another drummer choked to death on SOMEONE ELSE'S vomit, and another one spontaneously combusted while playing onstage! A VERY precarious position for THAT band.