Nostalgia, Finish the Jingle

[Mr. P]

Aqua Velva Man!


_____________ , good to the last drop.

Maxwell House

__________ is ready when you are.

 

[jillian]

Maxwell House

__________ is ready when you are.

Delta

This is a cola nut. This is....

 

[Mr. P]

Delta

This is a cola nut. This is....

* *

 

[Mr. P]

New one.

_________, the uncola.

 

[Annie]

Charlie says, "Love my Good N' Plenty".

 

[Annie]

Run faster and jump higher!

 

[Mr. P]

Sometimes you feel like a ____,sometimes you don’t, _____ got nuts ______ don’t.

 

[Annie]

Sometimes you feel like a ____,sometimes you don’t, _____ got nuts ______ don’t.

Almond Joy and Mounds.

Run faster and jump higher, PF Flyers

 

[Mr. P]

Right..New One.

_________, the uncola.

 

[Annie]

Right..New One.

_________, the uncola.

7-Up

99/44% pure.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

99/44% pure.

It floats! (Ivory Soap)
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________ ________; Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

 

[Said1]

It floats! (Ivory Soap)
---

________ ________; Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

Beggin strips.

Where, where would you be without _________ ___________?

 

[musicman]

If you're out of Shlitz...

You're fucked.

Oops, sorry - sometimes I write spoof commercials...got a little confused there.

 

[musicman]

Delta

This is a cola nut. This is....

These - on the other hand - are UN-cola nuts.

 

[Annie]

Squeezably soft!

 

[Said1]

Beggin strips.

Where, where would you be without _________ ___________?

Ahem.

 

[Annie]

Ahem.

Whoops! ---->You <----Me

 

[Mr. P]

Squeezably soft!

Charmin

You can trust the man behind the ________.

 

[Annie]

Charmin

You can trust the man behind the ________.

Star. Texaco.

"From the land of sky blue waters"

 

[Mr. P]

Star. Texaco.

"From the land of sky blue waters"

Hamms

Fly the friendly skies of _______.