Nike Introduces a New Shoe

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It's what all the cool people are wearing:

Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[DamnYankee]

"I'm not going to spend $175 on an intercourse shoe when I only have sex like once a month at most," Dallas native Erica Graham said. "They would probably just sit in the closet and gather dust."


LOL!! A much more sensible reason would be, they would definitely inhibit the sensual caressess by the feet....

 

[dilloduck]

"I'm not going to spend $175 on an intercourse shoe when I only have sex like once a month at most," Dallas native Erica Graham said. "They would probably just sit in the closet and gather dust."


LOL!! A much more sensible reason would be, they would definitely inhibit the sensual caressess by the feet....

Not nearly as much as the line of foreplay gloves that will be introduced next.

 

[Bootneck]

"I'm not going to spend $175 on an intercourse shoe when I only have sex like once a month at most," Dallas native Erica Graham said. "They would probably just sit in the closet and gather dust."


LOL!! A much more sensible reason would be, they would definitely inhibit the sensual caressess by the feet....

Not nearly as much as the line of foreplay gloves that will be introduced next.

They already exist! You mean you don't have a pair