Emmett
Active Member
The New York Times is reporting this evening that Cindy Sheehan has been discovered in her bathroom, red faced and dead.
The coroner has determined that she died from inhaling fumes from a giant fart she cut while sitting on her toilet. It seems that her fasting caused this< he said. She was stuffing herself with neopolitan ice cream and apparently was very lactaid intolerant. In combination with the fact that she was already full of hot air it was just too much for her to handle.
Democrats everywhere will sorely miss this pristine example of left wing fundamental representation. Her courage and sacrifice was true to the American spirit. She gave of herself by fasting to make a point and it killed her.
Who will now be the keynote speaker at their convention?
The coroner has determined that she died from inhaling fumes from a giant fart she cut while sitting on her toilet. It seems that her fasting caused this< he said. She was stuffing herself with neopolitan ice cream and apparently was very lactaid intolerant. In combination with the fact that she was already full of hot air it was just too much for her to handle.
Democrats everywhere will sorely miss this pristine example of left wing fundamental representation. Her courage and sacrifice was true to the American spirit. She gave of herself by fasting to make a point and it killed her.
Who will now be the keynote speaker at their convention?
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