ABOUT AL FRANKEN'S ACCUSER.
Ms. Leeann Tweeden, you...
1, were born in 1973, in Virginia.
2, at 18, you moved to Hollywood, CA, secured a job at Hooters and sought to become a model.
3, after two decades of modeling you appeared nude in Playboy Magazine.
4, in 2008, recognizing you were once a 18, year old table server, you were named among "The Top Hooters Girls of all time."
5, 16 years ago you began working for the Fox Sports Network and have appeared on the Hannity show.
6, you claim that during a comedy USO show with Al Franken, as comedian (years before he became a Senator) and you as the sex symbol you felt uncomfortable over a kiss skit written in the script.
7, you do not claim that you ever demanded the script be re-written.
8, you are now a 44 year old ex-nude model with only a high school education.
No further questions your Honor. I ask the court to thank and excuse the "witness."