New Live Action Barney Movie For Adults Currently In The Making

[Road Runner]

Alright, I confess, I grew up with Barney but I really don't know how they're going to pull this off. I sure would love to see a horror or Jurassic Park version of Barney though. I'm definitely interested to see how they're going to accomplish this.

Mattel's new live-action “Barney” movie will lean into adults’ “millennial angst,” producer says

A "Barney" producer hinted the live-action may be like film company A24's movies, which include "The Whale" and "Everything Everywhere All At Once."

www.cbsnews.com

 

[norwegen]

Barney is a costume. It's already live-action.

 

[Road Runner]

Barney is a costume. It's already live-action.

I know but I think that they're going to make him more realistic looking.

 

[norwegen]

I know but I think that they're going to make him more realistic looking.

Yea, okay, I guess that would fool some millennials.

 

[JoeB131]

Realistic Barney

 

[Mr Natural]

It’s a cartoon character.

It’s not real.

 

[Road Runner]

It’s a cartoon character.

It’s not real.

Do you constantly remind yourself of that or something?

 

[hjmick]

Just fucking kill me now...

 

[Road Runner]

 

[Road Runner]

Rated R version of the Barney song. I saw JGalt reacting to this thread so I'm curious to know your opinion of the dark Barney song.

I love meat!
Chomp, chomp chew!
Say your prayers that you will be alive when I'm through!
For I'd like to take a great big chomp and bite off your head,
Then your blood will spill out red.

 

[Mr Natural]

Do you constantly remind yourself of that or something?

No, just try to remind you of it.

You do seem to take this Disney stuff a bit too seriously.

 

[Road Runner]

No, just try to remind you of it.

You do seem to take this Disney stuff a bit too seriously.

1. This isn't Disney.
2. He's a freaking purple dinosaur. How serious can this possibly be?
3. Did you see me complain about anything?

 

[Mr Natural]

3. Did you see me complain about anything?

All the time.

 

[Road Runner]

All the time.

Not in this thread.

 

[fncceo]

 

[Road Runner]

fncceo why does that evil picture of Barney scare me a whole LOT more than the realistic T-Rex that killed Baby-Bop?

 

[22lcidw]

I know but I think that they're going to make him more realistic looking.

The kids listened to barney in the car cassette deck endlessly when they were young. If made for adults that may mean he will be anatomically correct.