More:
ItÂ’s almost all people you never heard of, some from ManningÂ’s congregation, and one postal worker, but you may remember
Cody Judy,
who spent seven years in jail for threatening to blow up 17,000 Mormons at a Marriott Center conference at Brigham Young University in the early Â’90s, and ran as a write-in candidate for the US House of Representatives from Utah in 2002 the US Senate in 2004. There are two other Birfoons currently running for Congress and one for governor of New York, whose names escape me.
Dick Cheney was a no show, though subpoenaed, along with a bunch of other famous people.
Evidence includes video of
John Drew, the guy who did not go to school with Obama, but met him twice at Occidental College and knew him for a commie, right away; LTC Lakin, who never has anything to say, anyway; and
Ron Polland aka “Polarik” who is often claimed by Birthers and himself as a digital forensics expert, but isn’t. Not to worry, Polland submitted a notarized statement swearing his own video is genuine. Wayne Allan Root, who never met Obama at Columbia, and ran for vice president as a Libertarian in 2008, will be calling in by Skype today.
A sad cast of characters for such a promising plot.
I mean, where are the star Birthers? WhereÂ’s Orly? Where is Phil Berg? Mario Apuzzo. Leo Donofrio. Gary Kreep. Joseph Farah. Alan Keyes.
Manning draws only the stand-ins in a third rate production and he canÂ’t even get Lucas Smith. Ah, well, there are three more days to go and the American Grand Jury may be good for an arrest or two.